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Old 05-18-2015, 09:22 PM   #32131 (permalink)
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Why would you need to be Jewish.

Was the cat Jewish?
Yes, the cat was Jewish. I was so proud at his Barmitzvah.

And I'm thinking how awesome it would be to have a Jewish funeral for no apparent reason, conducted by an actual rabbi, for an Irish catholic atheist.
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:29 PM   #32132 (permalink)
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I mean you could call a synagogue and inquire you know? Just don't let the cat outta the bag so to speak.

Just say you want to know if you need to be Jewish for the the Rabbi to come?
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:55 PM   #32133 (permalink)
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I mean you could call a synagogue and inquire you know? Just don't let the cat outta the bag so to speak.

Just say you want to know if you need to be Jewish for the the Rabbi to come?
How would I explain that? Like, "I'm not religious, but my wife is a stone cold Hebe, and she wants me to have a Jewish funeral. Is that kosher?"
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:58 PM   #32134 (permalink)
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That moment when you walk downstairs to get a glass of water and you find that a painting has fallen off the wall with absolutely no explanation. There was no one else in the house at the time and the painting in question has hung in the same spot untouched for months.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:01 PM   #32135 (permalink)
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That moment when you walk downstairs to get a glass of water and you find that a painting has fallen off the wall with absolutely no explanation. There was no one else in the house at the time and the painting in question has hung in the same spot untouched for months.
That feeling when something that was probably just about to fall for months finally falls.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:03 PM   #32136 (permalink)
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How would I explain that? Like, "I'm not religious, but my wife is a stone cold Hebe, and she wants me to have a Jewish funeral. Is that kosher?"
Tape this phone call and post it in the MB cafe please. Thank you.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:06 PM   #32137 (permalink)
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That feeling when something that was probably just about to fall for months finally falls.
TFW it's probably a poltergeist and you shouldn't try to escape the curse by being rational.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:18 PM   #32138 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:22 PM   #32139 (permalink)
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TFW it's probably a poltergeist and you shouldn't try to escape the curse by being rational.
That feeling when you turn to poltergeists because you can't admit that it was obviously the work of Satan.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:35 PM   #32140 (permalink)
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That feeling when you turn to poltergeists because you can't admit that it was obviously the work of Satan.
Well, I'm sure it was in God's plan.
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