goofle how was my snapchat game tonight

it was on god damn point is the answer. absolutely out of control

I've lost six pounds since I started to go to the gym and take weekly hikes. Hey Bats, suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

Another hike today. MORE ACTIVITY!

Plenty of people lose a bit of weight after New Years. Come back to me in six months.

:rofl:

Gonna roast a whole chicken in a cast iron dutch oven today. It'll be slathered in butter, lemon zest, garlic, and rosemary.

$2 if you want pics. Paypal works just fine.

Today I woke up with Twilight on the TV :(

And you lived to tell the tale? Brave man.

Your wife's in for a surprise.

So last night in a drunken haze I ordered take out from the local wings and things. Officially they have mild, medium, or hot. Off the menu are extra hot and atomic. I went with atomic.

F*CK ME!!! I shut down after maybe 3 bites. I've eaten an entire order of atomic on many occasions so I figured maybe it was just a glitch and my body was too tired.

Just now I took a small bite of the leftovers to try and recalibrate.

F*CK ME!!! Some mother****ing sadist who was working last night went totally bat**** with the Cayenne pepper.

10 minutes later and my mouth is still on fire.

Cayenne Pepper? wtf lol. That's not even hot, I thought you were on some Habenero/Bhut Jolokia sauce or something. I can't eat that shit anymore either, once I stopped doing it consistenly my tolerance deteriorated rapidly. From Habeneros + Eggs for breakfast to Jalapenos burning my mouth and making me cough.