Come on Mordor! I need this in my life.

Hence, your avatar.

Basically this:

There once were three guys who were gay
"Let's have sex" all three used to say
They were also in space
Oh those were the days
Of triple-male sci-fi ass-play

Morrissey > Led Zeppelin

I was eating when I read that. Covered my tablet in food from laughing so hard.

Morrissey = whiny asexual, whiny lame voiced, whiny amusician, who relied on Johnny Marr for 98% of his validity in the music world.

No Johnny Marr = Morrissey dead decades ago from a pitiful self absorbed and depressed heroin OD.

He's still a sexy Mofo. Well, was a sexy Mofo.

Morrissey = one of the best lyricists of the 80's.

No fucking way. I'm not telling you guys my pen name. I just wanted to share something I'm excited about, not promote myself. Besides, there's no way I'm letting any of you read my stuff. It'd be nothing more than ridicule fodder in your collective hands. ;)

My mother reads these kind of books. I'll get it for her as a present. PM it to me.