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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-19-2015, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

An entire minute? Whoa, my apologies for not prefacing my post with something that you'd understand. I forgot, I need to cater to your special kind of intellect.

no need to apologize, i was simply sharing my momentary confusion over your daughter's immaculate ability at taking shots to the head

fiddler · 08-20-2015, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

An entire minute? Whoa, my apologies for not prefacing my post with something that you'd understand. I forgot, I need to cater to your special kind of intellect.

You know, I just might do this. Check her response in the name of science and all.

Yup, and **** you both... respectively.

Nah I feel ya though. It's scary when your kid gets hurt, and awful when you're the one who did it. Although I'm not sure I've ever hit my kid upside the head with random flying objects.

Plankton · 08-20-2015, 06:50 AM

It's the worst feeling in the world, because you know at some point down the road, they're gonna bring it up.

"Yeah, well you clobbered me in the head with your disc. Remember that, Dad? Huh? Dad."

Black Francis · 08-20-2015, 07:35 AM

This one time i went to a friend's house that lived outside the condo i lived in, i was really young and i didn't tell anybody where i was going and i stayed over his house until like 10 pm and when i came back my mother was so worried about me and mad that when she saw me she knocked me down to the ground and started punching my face till she broke my nose.. you know, cause she was concerned about me.

To this day i still bring it up to make her feel bad.

grindy · 08-20-2015, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

This one time i went to a friend's house that lived outside the condo i lived in, i was really young and i didn't tell anybody where i was going and i stayed over his house until like 10 pm and when i came back my mother was so worried about me and mad that when saw me she knocked me down to the ground and started punching my face till she broke my nose.. you know, cause she was concerned about me.

To this day i still bring it up to make her feel bad.

Well, she should. That's ****ed up, man.

Plankton · 08-20-2015, 07:49 AM

Yeah, that's messed up.

Black Francis · 08-20-2015, 07:58 AM

You guys got it all twisted, im the victim here..

How was i supposed to know my moms was a UFC fighter?

Plankton · 08-20-2015, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

You guys got it all twisted, im the victim here..

How was i supposed to know my moms was a UFC fighter?

Clearly you caused your Mother unnecessary grief. You should be punished, and all Mom's are UFC fighters, except this one:

Black Francis · 08-20-2015, 08:51 AM

As soon as they cut to the MMA fighter at the introduction i knew things were not gonna end up well for her.

Plankton · 08-20-2015, 09:13 AM

Yeah, soccer mom needs to speak to a manager... I mean neurologist.

08-20-2015, 06:50 AM	#33743 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	It's the worst feeling in the world, because you know at some point down the road, they're gonna bring it up. "Yeah, well you clobbered me in the head with your disc. Remember that, Dad? Huh? Dad." __________________ See location...

08-20-2015, 07:35 AM	#33744 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	This one time i went to a friend's house that lived outside the condo i lived in, i was really young and i didn't tell anybody where i was going and i stayed over his house until like 10 pm and when i came back my mother was so worried about me and mad that when she saw me she knocked me down to the ground and started punching my face till she broke my nose.. you know, cause she was concerned about me. To this day i still bring it up to make her feel bad. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A Last edited by Black Francis; 08-20-2015 at 07:54 AM.

08-20-2015, 07:49 AM	#33746 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Yeah, that's messed up. __________________ See location...

08-20-2015, 07:58 AM	#33747 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	You guys got it all twisted, im the victim here.. How was i supposed to know my moms was a UFC fighter? __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

08-20-2015, 08:51 AM	#33749 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	As soon as they cut to the MMA fighter at the introduction i knew things were not gonna end up well for her. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

08-20-2015, 09:13 AM	#33750 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Yeah, soccer mom needs to speak to a manager... I mean neurologist. __________________ See location...

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