*commits suicide cause the world just doesn't make sense anymore*

Finally.

*fucks LiL and calls out Ki's name in bed before dying*

seen a bunch of hot chicks today but didn't know what to say to them ......

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. And that includes you.

Just say, "hey, wanna fuck"

hey, wanna fuck

Yes... yes I do.

Went to Broken Yolk for my usual breakfast this morning. Two eggs over medium, white toast, coffee, and a bowl of fruit. Was sitting at the counter watching the plates come out and suddenly this MASSIVE pizza tray of food was put up.

Some young dude was taking their breakfast challenge. As the server brought it over they were ringing a bell and the entire staff went over to wish him luck.

http://www.foodchallenges.com/wp-con...llenge-Pic.jpg

12 egg omelet, re-fried beans and cheese, about a pound of hash browns, and two biscuits. You have an hour to finish it. I had a heart attack just looking at it. Finished my meager breakfast about 15 minutes later and went over to the dudes table. He was about 1/3rd through it.

Something tells me that between then and now he spent some time worshiping the porcelain God.

ehh maybe ill try usually that does not work ...