[Joke about Chelsea being quality and quantity]

I'm only temporarily fat because of that bald college grad I had for dinner. Takes a long time to digest naive grandiosity, you know...

You were saying?

At least you were just as lazy with your joke as I was with mine.

I daresay I've earned that MB privilege by now.

Holy shit! Got my latest royalties check today, and my sales increased by 1500% My latest title hit the jackpot. I need to repeat that formula for my next release. It's gonna be a great summer!

I want to read it plz.

No, you don't. It's sci-fi male-male-male erotic romance.

Sounds like my kind of book. Where can I read it?

I didn't before, now I definitely do.

Nope.