You mean the one with the cartoon penis? Heh.

I thought that was his picture...

When I woke up today I found that I slept in a weird position last night and my left hand was asleep from me laying my head on it. It stayed asleep for quite a whole, around thirty minutes. My fingers are still numb three hours later, should I be worried about this?

You should lay on it a little longer and perform the stranger. Rock on. :p:

I would break the habit, you could possibly fuck your shoulder and arm up too.

No worries it was the first thing I did when I got in the shower.

Boss had his second kid last week so he's been taking some time off to help his wife take care of the little bugger. Good for him, he's hella happy and stuff. But, for me, this translates into day 8 of working 12 hour shifts almost entirely by myself. ****ing exhausted. And today, ugh. So busy. The weekends have been the hardest, I do get help from his mom but she basically can only operate the register and make coffee. 9 times out of 10 though she ****s up the coffee and forgets to bring it to the customer... Today was just hell. I mean, she doesn't speak English very well so there's that. Then she doesn't know how to do very much. And on a weekend we always have two people making the food, not lately. So, double workload for me. Plus, hella difficult customers today. One guy tried to change his baby's stanky ass ****-diaper ON THE ****ING TABLE. Like, dude. People are eating. This isn't some fancy restaurant but COME ON man, that **** wouldn't fly at McDonalds. And then some other dude kept trying to being a pest about when his order was gonna be ready. Like, come on man. You saw the line before you walked in. I told you it was gonna be about 15 minutes, maybe more. Just, get out my face before I hafta knock some sense into your dumb ****ing ass for making me stop and explain myself to you in the middle of a ****ing order. People sometimes, man. ****ing people.

Oh, and it's been a week since I was supposed to hear back from that dude about the position in at the new restaurant. I was lead to believe I pretty much had that **** in the bag but apparently after popping in twice, leaving a voicemail, and leaving a text message, I'm still not even gonna hear back. WHAT IS GOIN ON MAN. YOUR PLACE IS LIKE ONE BLOCK AWAY. I mean ****, if that other guy showed me up or if he's buying his time for someone else to impress him more than me **** it. I need to know so I can start looking for other work. I don't have time for the ****ing waiting game. I need to work and keep myself busy or I'm just gonna head down that ****-littered road again until I either a) actually do find something solid that keeps me occupied or b) end up dead or some ****.

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I'm hella grumpy today.

A substantial amount of caffeine kept me afloat today at work and tomorrow we're setting up the Halloween displays, so that'll be cool for a week and then we'll all hate it.

It's my mom's birthday today. She's 51.

I'll be getting paid to sit on my ass and get drunk for 3 days this week (hell yeah, paid vacation rules). It's my birthday on Tuesday.

Great tunes on the radio this morning.

Probably just gonna get wasted and play Animal Crossing tonight. Man, I'm exciting.

Woke up at 3pm today, whoops! I suppose yes it's a Sunday but damn I have lots to do (got to organise social media examples for a client). I've got cramps again so going to do everything in bed. I did make myself some food and a banana load which I'm waiting to take out and ice. I rearranged my pantry and realised I had heaps of **** I can eat and made some more space in it. Pretty exciting stuff.

im sorry but i totally laughed at this.



















im immature and drunk dont judge me