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Plankton · 03-06-2018, 09:14 AM

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Yesterday, a lady at Walmart was crying because she lost her tax return money and couldn't pay for the stuff she had in her cart.

Plank to the rescue... I gave her $50 since I just found about $1500 in the parking lot.

lol

WWWP · 03-06-2018, 10:04 AM

I got a new phone and it's too big to hold with my baby hands. My fingers are sore from having to stretch beyond their ability, it's like I'm learning bar chords all over again.

WWWP · 03-06-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Oh I get it lol

Forgive me, I'm under caffeinated

Plankton · 03-06-2018, 10:10 AM

It's ok, I had to read it twice too.

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 10:50 AM

That’s two really good ones back to back

uncle salty · 03-06-2018, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Yesterday, a lady at Walmart was crying because she lost her tax return money and couldn't pay for the stuff she had in her cart.

Plank to the rescue... I gave her $50 since I just found about $1500 in the parking lot.

If I found $1500 in the Walmart parking lot, I'm getting my dog the biggest chew toy they have.

Plankton · 03-06-2018, 11:03 AM

It sucks when you search for a Fozzy Bear gif using 'waka waka' and you get a ****load of Shakira crap. But, yeah...

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

got talked into the upsize fries I didn't need

had to hand the girl the Timshare sales recruiter card

lol

That was funny

How’s everything else going?

Chiomara · 03-06-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

So, like, if you're an industrial fan and you don't know who Throbbing Gristle is does that make you a culture vulture? Or is 'culture vulture' just a pretentious term used by people trying to justify their elitism with in their culture?

A true industrial fan only listens to old field recordings of farm and factory machinery. This is known.

(It typically didn't go over very well back in high school/college when I'd try to show "Industrial" fans bands like Throbbing Gristle, though. I remember one guy listened for a moment, said "Gay." and walked off.)

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