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OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:54 PM
How often do people start with my credit is deplorable man I couldn’t buy one if I wanted to?

Trollheart 04-02-2018 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937713)
I got you 3 days 2 nights any hotel you want though OH

just let me see your ID
He ain't showing you his invincible dick. Back off, pal.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937711)
the easiest sells are the ones with terrible credit

how do you think they got that credit to begin with

most of what I run everyday are people not qualified, it's the worst part of the job
Do people ever tell you straight off to get ****ed like actually use profanity and raise their voice? When I was younger I said some crazy ass ****. I figured sales people and missionaries who started up with me were fair game for any kind of invective.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937735)
only once for me did a man look like he was gonna beat my ass

a lady called me a dickhead another time

you're actually fair game for missionaries as a salesman, they'll pretend to be interested

what's funny though is my supervisor saw a new girl getting religion pitched by some LDS and he told them to buy a package or move along, they recoiled at this, but long story short he ended up roping them into a timeshare tour
Getting sent to Texas would be a ****ing awful assignment for a 20 year old Mormon. They were probably bored out of their minds except for periods of sheer terror.

The ones in Japan won the lottery. They don’t make any converts but they get drenched in bored housewife pussy. As long as your “elder” partner wasn’t a snitch. Most aren’t. God is no competition for pussy.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 06:41 PM
I guess Chula finally got hauled off to the funny farm.

Chula Vista 04-02-2018 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1937765)
I guess Chula finally got hauled off to the funny farm.
Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1937792)
Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.
https://ca.non.co.il/extra/lectures/...lson-ha-ha.jpg

Blank. 04-02-2018 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1937792)
Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.
I missed it, what did you post?

The Batlord 04-02-2018 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1937797)
I missed it, what did you post?
https://img.memecdn.com/y-u-no_c_254726.jpg

Chula Vista 04-02-2018 09:34 PM
Replace MUM with WORLD and you pretty much nailed it. I can't believe how pissed Sherri is at me. Not in a mean or cruel way - just disappointed that I'm not taking good care of myself. And losing sight of the fact, at least for a couple of hours last night, that's she's carrying my first ****ing grandchild.

Between by mom, two sisters, my boss and his wife, and my kid, I got my butt kicked really hard all afternoon.

At least I deserved it.

(kinda ****ed when 4 cops training guns on you is the highlight of your day)


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