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Old 04-09-2018, 05:44 PM   #49811 (permalink)
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No, Giselle is my 10 ft boa constrictor.

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The timing belt?
Yep.
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Old 04-09-2018, 05:46 PM   #49812 (permalink)
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ftfy.. convincing me otherwise is like convincing MLM that feet are gross.
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Old 04-09-2018, 05:48 PM   #49813 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2018, 12:19 AM   #49814 (permalink)
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Second therapy session today.
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Old 04-10-2018, 03:14 AM   #49815 (permalink)
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Second therapy session today.
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Old 04-10-2018, 03:32 AM   #49816 (permalink)
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those tattooed bitches went from tens to fives with all that ugly ass ink

still would happily **** but that’s sad
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And that above the lip piercing looks like a ****ing disease

gross as ****
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Monami Frost looks like she scribbled on herself with a Sharpie after huffing too much Dust Off behind the gym.
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Betty is ugly as **** regardless tbh.


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Hi. I’m an incredibly boring breeder posting about granola just like your mom on Facebook but I have ugly as **** tattoos so hey wow look at me.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:23 AM   #49817 (permalink)
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No, Giselle is my 10 ft boa constrictor.
That is such a cool name for such a cool pet. I assume you need to have a special licence for her? Is she the first snake you've kept as a pet? Very unusual. Hey, at least you don't have to take her for walks!
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Old 04-10-2018, 10:39 AM   #49818 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2018, 10:42 AM   #49819 (permalink)
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getting my haircut today

I hate it

I wish I could cut my own hair
Just the one?

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Old 04-10-2018, 10:43 AM   #49820 (permalink)
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