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Old 05-07-2018, 03:13 PM   #50711 (permalink)
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Did you **** that little bitchy Burger King piece of meat yet? That poor girl so hungry for it she’s in a state. Just give her the Batdick. Goddamn I can smell her pussy from here! Bitch has got mad flavor, son.
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:14 PM   #50712 (permalink)
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Seriously, doesn't even matter anymore. I have enough awesome memories along with porn to keep my prostate milked.



Not at all. Thanks for asking. Been feeling better than I have it a long time. Talk with my mom and my brother from another mother back east at least every other day. Work's picking up. Regarding drinking: On a scale of 1 to 10, the month leading up to my 5150 was a 14. Ever since, I'm around a 2.

Big difference between getting up in the morning and drinking yourself blind by noon, passing out, and then doing it again in the evening... and having a few at night to catch a nice buzz and help fall asleep.
Very glad to hear that.
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:15 PM   #50713 (permalink)
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This thread makes me miss being single. Grass is greener and all that..
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:15 PM   #50714 (permalink)
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I'm just assuming that this is nonsense. Either that or Chula is in the closet but can't handle it so he forces himself to be asexual.
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Did you **** that little bitchy Burger King piece of meat yet? That poor girl so hungry for it she’s in a state. Just give her the Batdick. Goddamn I can smell her pussy from here! Bitch has got mad flavor, son.
Who are you talking about? In a state? We're all in states. I'm in Virginia.
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:17 PM   #50716 (permalink)
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what’s the over/under on women that OccultHawk ****ed that are over a 5 outta 10

relatives of his dont count btw
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:20 PM   #50718 (permalink)
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This thread makes me miss being single. Grass is greener and all that..
Your generation doesn’t even have grass. And you should helping the boys out. Frankly, I’ve been running a little low myself.
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I'm just assuming that this is nonsense. Either that or Chula is in the closet but can't handle it so he forces himself to be asexual.
Keep it positive son. A hard dick hasn’t got time to hate.
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Pussy ain’t got a face, son.
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