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Old 09-12-2018, 12:19 AM   #55491 (permalink)
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You're about to be a grandfather. Act like one.
Can you email me a copy of the manual? Seriously, I am now officially a grandfather. Is this the first grandchild born on MB?

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Sherri was admitted Sunday evening at 9. There's some stuff they had to do to get the water to break before giving her the inducement meds. Painful stuff.

Her water broke yesterday afternoon and they started the IV drip. For some reason with the inducement drugs the pain of contractions is worse than normal. My RN sister tried to explain it to me but it flew over my head.

She held off as long as she could but finally agreed to a spinal epidural at 8 this morning. The docs told Scott that they couldn't believe she'd held out that long.

The problem with some women an epidurals is that it can affect the ability to push cause you've numbed the crap out of your lower body. Sherri is a pretty small girl so this is what happened with her.

Finally tonight around 6 they decided to use forceps because she was simply too exhausted to do it on her own. Scott sent us a picture of when they handed her daughter to her right after birth. Goosebump ****.

Both sides of the family agreed not visit tonight to give them all a chance to bond and rest. They've all just been through a 45 hour childbirth experience.

I'll post a pic of me and my new granddaughter tomorrow. Along with a waiver signed by her.

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Old 09-12-2018, 02:28 AM   #55492 (permalink)
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I am now officially a grandfather.
PRO TIP: Spoil her so she will treat you nice when you are old and senile.

Also, CONGRATS!
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Old 09-12-2018, 04:00 AM   #55493 (permalink)
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Can you email me a copy of the manual?
I have it right here:

How to Grandpappy

Rule the First: Be excellent to each other
Rule the Second: Party on, dude
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:20 AM   #55494 (permalink)
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Please don’t ever say that again.
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:20 AM   #55495 (permalink)
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Wow! 45 hours must be really tough going for childbirth. Hope everything is ok, and Congrats, Chula.

I'm ashamed to say that this song was once #1 for three weeks in the UK Singles Charts. Well, your daughter has had to suffer, so now it's your turn: suck it up, grandad!

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Old 09-12-2018, 07:27 AM   #55496 (permalink)
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CongraChulations on your new "grandbaby."
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Old 09-12-2018, 08:05 AM   #55497 (permalink)
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Congrats Chula! Mom and Pop too!

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Old 09-12-2018, 08:11 AM   #55498 (permalink)
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Congrats on the bundle of joy Chulez.
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Oh yeah die in a tire fire, narc. Anyone who vapes has no right to tell anybody not to do anything cause the whole world has the right to tell you not to be a ****ing loser.
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What an obnoxious thing to say.
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Old 09-12-2018, 08:42 AM   #55500 (permalink)
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You actually sound upset lmao.
I'm not. I find your post obnoxious, which is why I used the word obnoxious.
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