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#55911 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I'm not opposed to it.
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#55912 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I'm only opposed to it if it makes me recoil in horror.
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#55914 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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The happiest moment of my life was when I was blazed as **** driving my car when I got pulled by a cop. Dude asked me if I knew why I'd been pulled over and I was like, "... No" and he told me my headlights weren't on and I was so relieved that I went "OH!!!" totally awkwardly but the cop seemed not to pick up on how suspicious it was that I was so stoked or just figured I was a guy who was happy that I wasn't getting my car searched. Dumb bitch. I was so ****ing high.
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#55915 (permalink) |
Softest Bullet Ever Shot
Join Date: Sep 2018
Location: the Outer Rim
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I, being a very shined shoed, sparkly eyed boy was really worried when the obnoxiously bright lights started searing my retinas through my rear-view mirror, even though I was sure I didn't do anything wrong. I fumbled with my car's registration and I guess was awkward enough for him to ask if I had been drinking tonight. Thankful as **** I didn't get a ticket because I have very little money as it is and a huge chunk of it being thrown away for a little flub would have been ****ty.
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#55916 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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I had a similar experience drunk back in high school
Rolling stop at stop sign Probably the cop either took pity on me or didn’t feel like doing a DUI
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#55917 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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What kinda pig stops somebody for a rolling stop? That's a time honored tradition. What are you even accomplishing pulling someone over for that?
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#55920 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English?
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