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Old 10-15-2018, 05:52 PM   #56011 (permalink)
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The only time it's okay to reuse a condom is if it's been used to **** Scarlett Johansson or similar dime pieces. But then I'd probably just smell it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:54 PM   #56012 (permalink)
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You'd smell your own stale ****? Men are ****ing gross.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:57 PM   #56013 (permalink)
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It's a bit tart.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:59 PM   #56014 (permalink)
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ummm I'm sorry what?
he had a long term gf at the time who was presumably ok with this. he had a ritual and everything

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And wouldn't that damage the condoms?
definitely. he was almost proud of this too, as if he stumbled upon a brilliant life hack. turns out he was just gross
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:59 PM   #56015 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:02 PM   #56016 (permalink)
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You'd smell your own stale ****? Men are ****ing gross.
I'd be smelling Scarlett Jonansson's stale **** which is sexy as all hell.
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:05 PM   #56017 (permalink)
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her friend also told me she's into "weird stuff" I did not inquire further but I really want to believe she means hobbies
"Weird stuff" = wife material tbh. In either context.
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:08 PM   #56018 (permalink)
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Be more like me. Everyone either hates me, begrudgingly tolerates me, or fondly tolerates me. But nobody thinks I'm a normie.
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:11 PM   #56019 (permalink)
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Just ask her if she does butt stuff
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:11 PM   #56020 (permalink)
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Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.
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