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tdoc210 · 04-11-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

^Yeah, in high school you failed the paper.....if it was like a test you failed the course. In college you ****ing fail the course right away......Which is why I sacrificed a few papers in high school to perfect my cheating methods.

copying as in in running off a copy -__-

Kevorkian Logic · 04-11-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

^Yeah, in high school you failed the paper.....if it was like a test you failed the course. In college you ****ing fail the course right away......Which is why I sacrificed a few papers in high school to perfect my cheating methods.

My school has a bitch of a program now called turnitin. It scans your document and can match it with any program on the internet or previously turned it. Perfected cheating methods don't matter.

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Originally Posted by Mamagarmr

Suspension
Body: heres how it went down
A young, very attractive, 6'4" dark haired and fair eyed boy is at the copying machine looking at the copier thinking " god this takes forever" "When out of nowhere a voice said what are you doing!?"It was the teacher. " Well" replied the young and amazingly good looking, boy, "I am copying a document for sir phillip" "so you are copying a document" retorted the teacher, " Yes, its for phil, Im copying it." " What are you doing!?" again was yelled by the teacher. In a slightly annoyed tone, the boy replied " Document Copying" Is that scanning? replied the tecaher, "no, its copying." he replied The teacher than asked " is it copying" "yes" said the highly annoyed young man So Its Scanning" The teacher questioned again. " no its copying theres a difference. " retorted the boy " what are you doing" replied the teacher. ( multiply this above dialouge by about 1000 times to get full effect). The boy than ejaculated "JESUS CHRIST" and the teacher gasped "Give me the document" the boy replied " not right yet, it has not finished copying" the teacher then angrily demanded the paper from him, 3 more times, every time the boy responding " I can't it has not finished';. The teacher then yelled " go to the office" the young boy refused, knowing that he was in the right, and was being repressed. The office personal than came down to clarify the situation but no avail, due to the fact that the boy knew that he wan sn the right, and was using civil disobedience as his weapon of choice, refused to leave. Due to the fact that no one was treating the situation in a levelheaded way. So the office personnel, brought in the school officer, who brought actual sense to the situation, and the boy followed him out.the Boy then received 2 days out of school suspension, for as the school put it, " disobedience, insubordination disrespect" or as t would read anywhere else, provoked civil disobedience.

Wow, that sucks man, sorry 'bout that. And damn your tall.

Sparky · 04-11-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

My school has a bitch of a program now called turnitin. It scans your document and can match it with any program on the internet or previously turned it. Perfected cheating methods don't matter.

wtf, is that college?

tdoc210 · 04-11-2007, 03:45 PM

i got in trouble for this essay too, i wrote it for history class /_\
At least 100 years ago, in the 1600's a great source of lulz was found when George Bush set sail for America, but seeing as his eyes could not correctly focus on his compass he ended up in Spain. He then started to Colonize this new land, it was difficult however, because this new land lacked the formula a2+b2=c2 otherwise known as the py***oream therom ( see lolacasut) . However Spain, after consuming a **** load of beans, stated " IMMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" and drifted across the Atlantic ocean to become Les E tats Unis. George Bush's original reason for leaving Canada was to escape Religous Persecution, due to everyone else and your mom realizing that were just myspace fat angle girl wannabes, and predecessors to the dreaded pedobear ( see Clark Gable). However Classic Scenes from Salem , MA can be found when puritans were found having A MASSIVE ORGY of witchcraft proving yet again that your IQ can be determined through pubic trimming habits. It was widely known that during this period t3h interwebs was developed in this period of history. Seeing as Al Gore traveled back in time and effectively pwning the bovine gas emission rate ( see Howard Taft) however he later regretted this decision and decided to invent myspace, to effectivley gathe emos into a public extermination palace ( see an hero) Meanwhile Tom Anderson discovered some KY jelly in his garage and everyone got high and watched loli. Later after unsuccesfully trying to be straight Darth Reagan invented Social Darwinism last thursday and all the wall marts put the bible in the 99 cent bin, effectivley pissing off the average wall mart customer, aka the fat sout- midwestern teenage mom ( see Hilary Clinton)
However This all changed in the 1700's when new issues such as anal sex, and john travolta evolved when John F Kennedy ( see ***, or Anal Sex, headshot) - while pregnent with at least 90% of all livejournal users and fatties, invaded Cuba, and pissed king Louis XXXXXXXXXXXPLOSION of France off, causing much political strain. in 1776 the US entered world war 2 against france Britain, and the vatican, trying to spread communism, to the outer *******s of that french guy and winston churchill, however Kennedy spawned into Mecha- hitler effectivley pwning your mom aka marilyn monroe,and elvis, unfortunatley kennedy was assainated by Black Sabbath frontman ozzy Osbourn last thursday when he didnt receive enough RAM, WW2 was then won by Germany and Russia, and they all had buttsecks afterwards.

Kevorkian Logic · 04-11-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by matious

wtf, is that college?

no. My school is technically "college-prep," which means there is a bunch of very rich, very spoiled idiots running around who pay people to write their essays because they are too idiotic and party too much to write a ****ing essay (this is usually regular English for some reason, my grade is particularly bad about paying for essays).

Anyhow that is why my school has turnitin.com, and why I have come to dislike about 90% of my school. It's full of catty, bitches who live in a bubble of money, who get angry when I point out their idioticness.

Sorry, 'bout the rant. I just really hate my school.

skindredluver · 04-11-2007, 04:45 PM

Ive been sick for like a week already.

And now its good to know people want me back on here!haha

tdoc210 · 04-11-2007, 04:54 PM

oh yeah me skylar and sarah and alyssa, were all being nazis, and then, i was writing fake essays, and i drew skylar and sarahs portarait thing, and then i like built a computer oh and if your wondering these are my friends, yes.......i have friends

right-track · 04-11-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mamagarmr

yes.......i have friends

Are you holding them against their will mikey?
You know your not allowed firearms!

tdoc210 · 04-11-2007, 05:25 PM

i didnt take that..so no
....though i apprently have a" uncnforming attitude"
lol @ school

Mr Sensitive · 04-13-2007, 06:44 AM

Spaced is the best TV programme ever.

04-11-2007, 03:45 PM	#5654 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	i got in trouble for this essay too, i wrote it for history class /_\ At least 100 years ago, in the 1600's a great source of lulz was found when George Bush set sail for America, but seeing as his eyes could not correctly focus on his compass he ended up in Spain. He then started to Colonize this new land, it was difficult however, because this new land lacked the formula a2+b2=c2 otherwise known as the py*oream therom ( see lolacasut) . However Spain, after consuming a load of beans, stated " IMMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" and drifted across the Atlantic ocean to become Les E tats Unis. George Bush's original reason for leaving Canada was to escape Religous Persecution, due to everyone else and your mom realizing that were just myspace fat angle girl wannabes, and predecessors to the dreaded pedobear ( see Clark Gable). However Classic Scenes from Salem , MA can be found when puritans were found having A MASSIVE ORGY of witchcraft proving yet again that your IQ can be determined through pubic trimming habits. It was widely known that during this period t3h interwebs was developed in this period of history. Seeing as Al Gore traveled back in time and effectively pwning the bovine gas emission rate ( see Howard Taft) however he later regretted this decision and decided to invent myspace, to effectivley gathe emos into a public extermination palace ( see an hero) Meanwhile Tom Anderson discovered some KY jelly in his garage and everyone got high and watched loli. Later after unsuccesfully trying to be straight Darth Reagan invented Social Darwinism last thursday and all the wall marts put the bible in the 99 cent bin, effectivley pissing off the average wall mart customer, aka the fat sout- midwestern teenage mom ( see Hilary Clinton) However This all changed in the 1700's when new issues such as anal sex, and john travolta evolved when John F Kennedy ( see , or Anal Sex, headshot) - while pregnent with at least 90% of all livejournal users and fatties, invaded Cuba, and pissed king Louis XXXXXXXXXXXPLOSION of France off, causing much political strain. in 1776 the US entered world war 2 against france Britain, and the vatican, trying to spread communism, to the outer ******s of that french guy and winston churchill, however Kennedy spawned into Mecha- hitler effectivley pwning your mom aka marilyn monroe,and elvis, unfortunatley kennedy was assainated by Black Sabbath frontman ozzy Osbourn last thursday when he didnt receive enough RAM, WW2 was then won by Germany and Russia, and they all had buttsecks afterwards. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

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04-11-2007, 04:54 PM	#5657 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	oh yeah me skylar and sarah and alyssa, were all being nazis, and then, i was writing fake essays, and i drew skylar and sarahs portarait thing, and then i like built a computer oh and if your wondering these are my friends, yes.......i have friends __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-11-2007, 05:25 PM	#5659 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	i didnt take that..so no ....though i apprently have a" uncnforming attitude" lol @ school __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-13-2007, 06:44 AM	#5660 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	Spaced is the best TV programme ever. __________________