Kevorkian Logic

ACT yesterday. I was like in the room of rejects, it was so depressing. There were four of us:
1) a deaf dude who needed a signer the entire time
2) serve ADHD girl who had to drop out to a special school
3) girl who I assume was OCD because she had to fill in all the bubbles, erase them, fill them out again, erase them, fill them out again.
4) me.

And all the proctor said, "you have 5 1/2 hours, when your done with your test you can leave"

weird experience. I did learn a little sign language from the ordeal though.

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jibber

So, friday, i particpated in BSD (bermuda shorts day) aka rediculous all-day drunken sh*tshow at the university. the fact that i am not a student is irrelevant. here is basically how it went down:

friday:

9am: friend picked me up, we went to tim hortons and bought large amounts of coffee, then back to his place
9:30am: three other friends show up, more coffee, paired with LOTS and lots of bailys.
10am: breakfast at dennys, more coffee and bailys, and a few beers.
10:30am: back to friend's place, then onto the vodka and orange juice to be enjoyed on the deck since it was so sunny and warm.
11amish: I believe I was on the roof at this point.
12pm?: around the time we showed up at the beer gardens at the university
12pm-5pmish? lots of drinking. beer probably. From the photos I also aqquired aviator sunglasses and a lei at some point.
5pmish? - driven by a friend (sober) to the mall where we ate at taco time and visited the coffee shop where another friend was working. I'm told I got free coffee, then went back to my friend's place
10pmish - on my friend's couch watching batman. or rather the ending credits.
10:30pmish - 3amish: bonfire, marshmellow roasting, and watching video footage of the day, very entertaining.
4amish - collapsed in bed at home

8:30am saturday morning:
"hey alli, we're just heading up to louise now, are you coming skiing?"
"aahhehdssjklhdgjkaernf. f*ck. call you later"

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William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

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Sparky

i wish my weekends were wild & crazy like that =/

DidierD

Ok, my day has just had the best start ever!!! Just got a job offer from IBM for a placement year starting in July. Cannot wait!! its gonna be amazing.

Man i feel good.

If anyone wants to know i'm working in IT Support Patent Searching....sounds boring but apparently the bit i do is exciting

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TheBig3

R.I.P. Jibber's Liver.

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acratertocoffin

We couldn't leave the radio station yesterday because we had to have up to the minute updates on the whole Virginia Tech thing, which meant we had to watch CNN for 4 hours. Now this wouldn't be bad for normal people, except when you have a douchebag at the station who is trying to make these completely out of place "witty observations" making fun of the whole situation, and bitching that CNN keeps showing coverage of it, because in his mind the whole world most revolve around him and God forbid a twentyfour hour news station shows one of the biggest mass killings in American history.

Although admittedly Wolf Blitzer showing the tape of the shootings and saying, "Count along with me as we count the shots heard." And then a fucking counter appears to show the shots fired.

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jibber

if 7 months of being an unemployed bum didn't do me in, 1 day of drinking aint gonna hurt me. I was responsible too, went out to a good friend's birthday the day after, and only had 2 drinks.

next up, april 27th: buddy's graduation party; may 1st: buddy's housewarming; may 4th: my going away party

oh, and on a side note:

THE FLAMES WON BITCHES!!

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

Kevorkian Logic

This isn't my day, but it made my day so i'm posting it here.
I found this melodramatic message quite hilarious, it was publicly posted on facebook by a sophmore concerning rumors that she isn't a virgin (which she isn't because her bf and my bf used to (unknown to me) have contests about who had the sluttier gf).

It's like she thinks people really care.

hello people,
recently, there has been quite the rumor going around questioning my virginity, or lack-thereof. so just to clear it all up, since i know how much everyone loves facebook and i know lots of people will see, here is a wonderful list i made:
1. i AM a virgin contrary to popular belief
2. i have nothing against sara akin other than she spreads rumors about me
3. if you hear anything about me, don't ask other people because obviously no one knows the truth. just come up to me and ask me cause i won't be mean.
4. any physical remarks you make just make you look weaker and proves that you have nothing better to do other than be rude to someone
5. guys. PLEASE wear longer shorts the dress code should not have to apply to you. you know who you are
6. if you think i'm being a bitch right now, its because i can be at this moment
7. freshman: know your place.
8. anything you say at ravenscroft WILL be passed around, no matter how hard to try to keep it a secret. trust me. i know.

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tdoc210

sophmores know your place

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

MURDER JUNKIE

Wow!!! High School sounds really tough

I have often wondered if the labeling of a woman as a slut is due to the fact of people being jealous of how much fun she must be having.

"OMG!! SHE'S HAVING A LOT OF SEX!!!"

Sex is fun, that's why we do it and never get sick of it