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Old 12-29-2018, 07:58 AM   #58311 (permalink)
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Both of them are on deez nutz
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Old 12-29-2018, 08:03 AM   #58312 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2018, 10:10 AM   #58313 (permalink)
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Why don't you all shut the **** up and let the joke land?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-29-2018, 11:14 AM   #58314 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2018, 11:33 AM   #58315 (permalink)
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I almost forgot, yesterday I got someone with devein and grabbed my testicles with such violence that I hurt myself. I played it off and it was worth it.
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Old 12-29-2018, 01:07 PM   #58316 (permalink)
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I almost forgot, yesterday I got someone with devein and grabbed my testicles with such violence that I hurt myself. I played it off and it was worth it.
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:04 PM   #58317 (permalink)
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Was on a sushi date that I was ready to shell out on today when the sushi chef started screaming at the manager in Spanish and threw a bunch food and bowls at him. I think he quit or was fired in the process because it lasted less than 5 minutes, but the manager said that our meal was on the house for the inconvenience. Hooray for mental breakdowns! Might have one myself one day.
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:33 PM   #58318 (permalink)
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Did he mess something up or did he just flip a tit out of the blue?
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:36 PM   #58319 (permalink)
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I almost forgot, yesterday I got someone with devein and grabbed my testicles with such violence that I hurt myself. I played it off and it was worth it.
I tried to get Chad with it but he didn't get it
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:52 PM   #58320 (permalink)
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I went disc golfing with a friend and got him with it today. I also got him with tulips after having got him with it like a year ago and it was still just as good.

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I tried to get Chad with it but he didn't get it
Either break up with him or ask him if he plants tulips.
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