Congrats!

Noice!

Will you be selling timeshares?

Are you able to keep your dirty stache?

the position is called credit specialist, it's a subsect of the F&I department. essentially i'm dealing with the "credit challenged" trying to get them approved on a vehicle.

you know damn well i wouldn't shave it

So you're the one who ruins their lives and then takes their car back?

no i'm the one who ruins their life and prevents them from getting a car in the first place.

Qwerty the kneecap breaker.

What about hovercrafts? Rockets? Planes?

Honestly, you can’t help but groan.

No offense QWERTY but there’s no job that helps anyone get approved for a car loan. You and even your entire institution has to see it that way to function. To believe in what you’re doing but “trying to get them approved on a vehicle” can be nothing but furthering their imprisonment to predatory lending debt. Right after I filed for bankruptcy offers for car loans started rolling in lol. Elph is probably right behind the these kind folks helping me get “approved on a vehicle” (as if they’re buying me a car) with a very helpful time share proposal.

Unlike elph I don’t remember you railing on capitalism so it’s not as funny.

Congrats on the job.