They took a 30% stock dive last November and their forums are practically a ghost town.

Rather than sit at an almost full table in the break room, I sat alone at a different table. A coworker moved from the full table to sit with me, and I was like "oh you don't have to do that!" She said "come solo, muere solo" and omg lmao

Young enough to follow stocks I guess.

I thought only moms with the I'd like to speak to the manager hair-do used Yelp

Nah, ""food critics"" too

"Oh thanks now I have high school flashbacks."

lies

nobody sat next to you... ever

There was that one condescending bitch.

I'm about to move in three weeks. I feel you.

I move every single day. Y'all are lazy.