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Old 03-28-2019, 02:03 PM   #59981 (permalink)
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well right now I'm calling an uber to get my car which I also don't have the keys for
Did someone have the good sense to take your keys?
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Old 03-28-2019, 02:17 PM   #59982 (permalink)
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This "one chance" is an illusion.
A bad relationship doesn't suddenly work out because you say the right thing one time or do some romantic gesture or whatever.
elph be thinking it’s like this



but really it’s like this

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Old 03-28-2019, 02:54 PM   #59983 (permalink)
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well she messaged me last night after I made a damn fool of myself

Idk I was lucky to meet someone worth all this

even if she never changes her mind
get. it. in.
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Old 03-28-2019, 02:54 PM   #59984 (permalink)
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well she messaged me last night after I made a damn fool of myself

Idk I was lucky to meet someone worth all this

even if she never changes her mind
So what.
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Old 03-28-2019, 02:55 PM   #59985 (permalink)
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So what.
so he’s back up in dat ass yo
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:12 PM   #59986 (permalink)
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well she messaged me last night after I made a damn fool of myself

Idk I was lucky to meet someone worth all this

even if she never changes her mind
You don't even like the bitch ffs.
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:14 PM   #59987 (permalink)
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so he’s back up in dat ass yo
You truly have the sexual preoccupation of a 13 year old boy

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You don't even like the bitch ffs.
I got that impression too. Do you really want her back?
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:17 PM   #59988 (permalink)
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You truly have the sexual preoccupation of a 13 year old boy


ass

ass

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FOR THE WIN!!!
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:20 PM   #59989 (permalink)
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actually you're as enthusiastic about sexual scoring as a football hooligan about the normal kind
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:22 PM   #59990 (permalink)
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actually you're as enthusiastic about sexual scoring as a football hooligan about the normal kind
Touchdown!!!
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