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Old 02-15-2019, 08:58 AM   #60131 (permalink)
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One day I'll be punk enough to stop speaking to my GF like an angry child.
One day I'll be punk enough to understand what this even means.
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:00 AM   #60132 (permalink)
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I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:01 AM   #60133 (permalink)
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Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:06 AM   #60134 (permalink)
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I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.
Lol. Proper phrasing is for Nazis. Sounds pretty punk.
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:06 AM   #60135 (permalink)
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Punk enough to never get old and bland
When you put an oops baby in her you'll probably get very bland very quickly.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:34 AM   #60136 (permalink)
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Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.
Working on it.
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:48 PM   #60137 (permalink)
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I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch

I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home.

Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life.

Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!!
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You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have.
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what would you have done if he stiffed you

were you prepared to collect?
I don’t bet people I couldn’t get it out of or I’d have to go tony soprano on
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I can't wait for you to be rotting and stinking.
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