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silky smooth
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Pangaea
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Damn I’ve never felt anything like that. I’d compare my social status to when you go to wipe but you’re using cheap TP and you tear a hole in the TP mid-wipe
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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So you're saying that your social status is highly erotic?
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silky smooth
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Pangaea
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Hmm not quite, when I’m going for the bumhole self-stimulation I tend to set the mood a bit first. You know, light some candles, put on some Avril Lavigne, slam a laxative real quick...normal prep stuff
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silky smooth
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Pangaea
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you stopped at 14? That's been an essential weekly activity for me my whole life
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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I'd let you keep the candles so I'd always know when my daughter was masturbating.
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the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 3,398
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Eww you'd want to know when your daughter is masturbating?
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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So we can synchronize.
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the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 3,398
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You perv
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