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02-15-2019, 09:01 AM | #60133 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.
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02-15-2019, 10:06 AM | #60135 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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When you put an oops baby in her you'll probably get very bland very quickly.
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02-15-2019, 10:48 PM | #60137 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch
I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home. Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life. Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!!
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02-15-2019, 10:56 PM | #60138 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have.
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02-16-2019, 05:22 AM | #60139 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I don’t bet people I couldn’t get it out of or I’d have to go tony soprano on
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02-16-2019, 11:17 AM | #60140 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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I can't wait for you to be rotting and stinking.
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