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Old 07-25-2019, 01:21 PM   #62271 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:28 PM   #62272 (permalink)
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They seem like they'd have mad bush.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:31 PM   #62273 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:33 PM   #62274 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:35 PM   #62275 (permalink)
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Got a big-ass raise.
For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
Best first day of work after a vacation ever.
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I can't sell plasma with out a doctor's note because of my pulse. Extremely high.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:42 PM   #62276 (permalink)
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I can't sell plasma with out a doctor's note because of my pulse. Extremely high.
It really didn’t even occur to me that I might be rejected. I was totally counting on it for my meds and to hit a buffet with a big salad bar. I was just like goddamn really?
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:43 PM   #62277 (permalink)
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It really didn’t even occur to me that I might be rejected. I was totally counting on it for my meds and to hit a buffet with a big salad bar. I was just like goddamn really?
Did they give you the option to calm your pulse down first?
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:46 PM   #62278 (permalink)
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They saw his posts and said nah.
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Old 07-25-2019, 02:12 PM   #62279 (permalink)
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Did they give you the option to calm your pulse down first?
They told to wait in the lobby but didn’t say why. It was this Asian lady who could barely speak English. 15 minutes later another dude took my pulse again and explained why. He also said diastolic was two points from being over. My heart rate and blood pressure aren’t going down. I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me before hand. Idk for sure but I think I’ve been too stressed for too long and it’s staying that way. Not seeing a reprieve.
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a large amount of people I've worked with donate plasma basically as a 2nd job

this gig economy man, you either deliver food or sell blood or fill out online surveys

everyone's gotta side hustle
I tried scalping tickets online. That flopped like ****.
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