God, I wish I was your dad so I could slap that phony bitch-ass dramatic posturing out of you before sending you off to military school and letting some drill sergeant do the rest.

Nothing like committing a few war crimes to set a boy straight.

Way to find a non-homoerotic still from that movie.

Church

Another fire watch night. The east side of town is already powered down, and here on the west side we've got heavy winds - the power has been flickering as the intensity increases. 300 acre fire reported 20 miles north of me, the town 12 miles north is on standby to evacuate. Crazy sky traffic rn. Cross your fingers for me I really cant with this right now.

Just go if they tell you to go dumb dumb

I mean obvs

Oh come on, you sound like a phony teenager, as grindy sort of pointed out. Don't go back to the old **** again after this whole crisis.
Well, at least I'm glad to hear that you're not drinking