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Old 01-06-2020, 04:07 PM   #66251 (permalink)
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The funniest part is that it's true.

This boy later asked me to prom but then had to tell me his mom said he couldn't go with me because my tits made me slutty. Poor mormon boy.
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Old 01-06-2020, 04:11 PM   #66252 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2020, 04:13 PM   #66253 (permalink)
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The funniest part is that it's true.

This boy later asked me to prom but then had to tell me his mom said he couldn't go with me because my tits made me slutty. Poor mormon boy.
Flatchested Mormon housewives are probably hella sluts tbh.
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Old 01-06-2020, 04:34 PM   #66254 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2020, 04:36 PM   #66255 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2020, 04:48 PM   #66256 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2020, 05:36 PM   #66257 (permalink)
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Like Japan?
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Old 01-06-2020, 06:06 PM   #66259 (permalink)
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Teaching English by day and exploring their gayness by night.
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