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Ninetales 06-17-2014 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1460972)
I'm not, I put out of an air of bitterness and malice instead
Maybe you should've been on our team then.

Plankton 06-18-2014 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1460985)
Sorry to hear that man, but I'm glad it wasn't worse. Especially sorry to hear about not being able to play guitar for a while, that's always rough.
Thanks, and it's not as bad as I thought. The wrist (my main concern) is still a bit sore but I should be good in a week or so, maybe sooner. The massive gash on my forehead is a different matter. Chicks dig scars though. The not being able to walk, or stand correctly (for now) from my re-injury to my foot is a bit bothersome too since I can't use my wah while standing in a live situation which I'm gonna need to able to do in a month or so.

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Originally Posted by Moss (Post 1460973)
Damn. Vibes to you. I live in constant fear of damaging my guitar hand with my crazy mini biking lifestyle.
Thanks Moss. Love to put those things together with 'picked' parts with a buddy of mine.

https://www.facebook.com/carls.garage.9/photos

I don't normally ride em (let the kids do their thing, and I have my own dirt bike), but yeah the one time I decide to have a bit of fun...

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1460971)
Holy shit dude, glad you're gonna be ok. Hopefully you got some burly pain meds. I hope you were wearing a helmet, or if you weren't then consider yourself lucky as fuck and you will from now on. Think of it as a road condom
LOL... road condom. I'm an advocate of helmets on a real bike, but I was just going around the block. Go figure. Thanks Mr Smeenus.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1460969)
Dude, no offense and I hope everything's good, but LOL at mini bike/go-cart collision.
None taken. Everythings fine Batty. Thanks.

GuD 06-18-2014 04:29 PM
Easy day at work. Made some meatballs that apparently turned out killer despite a mishap with a finicky pos pepper flake shaker. This French girl keeps ccoming in and flirting off and on for about 2 weeks. Today she wore a tanktop and I noticed she had a bit of rather dainty armpit hair and was actually pretty turned on. A new fetish? I also had a customer who looked and sounded exactly like Goofle. I almost asked him if it was you but he's got a diff haircut. Left work with 30$ in tips so I think I'll go and try and find a pair of decent pants at this new thrift shop a couple blocks away.

Mr. Charlie 06-18-2014 05:29 PM
I dropped my lighter today. It was horrible. There I was, a walking and a skipping, enjoying myself immensely and about to light a ciggy when the lighter slipped out my hands and onto the dirty street. I couldn't believe it. I stood staring at it for what seemed an age as people just walked on by and ignored my sobbing, the bastards. Eventually I bent down and picked it up.

Sansa Stark 06-18-2014 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1461044)
Maybe you should've been on our team then.
Do I have to wear pants?

Scarlett O'Hara 06-18-2014 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1461137)
Thanks, and it's not as bad as I thought. The wrist (my main concern) is still a bit sore but I should be good in a week or so, maybe sooner. The massive gash on my forehead is a different matter. Chicks dig scars though. The not being able to walk, or stand correctly (for now) from my re-injury to my foot is a bit bothersome too since I can't use my wah while standing in a live situation which I'm gonna need to able to do in a month or so.



Thanks Moss. Love to put those things together with 'picked' parts with a buddy of mine.

https://www.facebook.com/carls.garage.9/photos

I don't normally ride em (let the kids do their thing, and I have my own dirt bike), but yeah the one time I decide to have a bit of fun...



LOL... road condom. I'm an advocate of helmets on a real bike, but I was just going around the block. Go figure. Thanks Mr Smeenus.



None taken. Everythings fine Batty. Thanks.
I hope you heal really fast hun. It sounds horrible with the amount of injuries you got! Make sure to not force yourself to get around like normal, give your body time to heal.

Ninetales 06-19-2014 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461283)
Do I have to wear pants?
bottoms optional was literally our motto

Plankton 06-19-2014 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1461434)
I hope you heal really fast hun. It sounds horrible with the amount of injuries you got! Make sure to not force yourself to get around like normal, give your body time to heal.
Thank you Nilla.

The Batlord 06-22-2014 03:06 PM
Just came back from a round of disc golf, had a few brewskies, and I still have a decent buzz on. So entertain me, peons. Your lord and master demands it of you.

The Batlord 06-22-2014 04:58 PM
Trying out a new hangover deterrent: water and lollipops. If that sounds dubious then just know this, I have a lot of lollipops. Like, a lot. As in, I have all the lollipops.

Paul Smeenus 06-22-2014 05:09 PM
Try gargling detergent

The Batlord 06-22-2014 05:19 PM
Try gargling my balls.

Paul Smeenus 06-22-2014 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1462900)
Try gargling my balls.
Lemme know when you grow some so I can say no thanks I have this lovely detergent.

The Batlord 06-22-2014 08:12 PM
Oh, I have balls. Maybe you just can't see them on your forehead.

GuD 06-22-2014 10:53 PM
Got off work early and fixed up my room.

Tore out the carpet, painted the walls. Got rid of a bunch junk. For the first time in a while my room doesn't smell like barf, booze, and dog piss. Well, the paint sealer stuff kinda smells like vodka. But, in still staying with mom so woopdiwoop, it's my housemates problem. Justice for my knives he threw away. Found a huge ass tv, thing takes up a third of my room. ****s effin dope.

Frownland 06-22-2014 11:32 PM
I found out my cousin got slimed at a baseball game earlier. That was my childhood dream so I guess I'm at that age where I carry out my childhood desires vicariously through family members.

I also found an unopened 40 on a trail I was hiking today. It was Miller High Life but free beer!

The Batlord 06-22-2014 11:42 PM
Slimed?

Frownland 06-23-2014 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1462990)
Slimed?
Slime - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly

90s/2000s kid stuff.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 12:05 AM
I figured it was a typo. I couldn't imagine how someone would get slimed at a baseball game.

Janszoon 06-23-2014 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1462997)
*ahem* It started in 80s on You Can't Do That on Television. My generation were the first slime generation.

RoxyRollah 06-23-2014 08:12 AM
Noticed there is a beweare of alligators sign in my schools parking lot.
Will bring crackers on orientation day.

Lisnaholic 06-23-2014 08:51 AM
I wonder what alligator clips are ? My guess is that they`re something you wear.

Not green, not precisely slime, but you`ll notice the similarity in this tv prog which first aired in January 1974:-

Plankton 06-23-2014 09:19 AM
Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.

FRED HALE SR. 06-23-2014 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1463095)
Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.
Jesus Christ man. You would have had less damage running into a semi in your car. Toys is for boys. LOL

Ninetales 06-23-2014 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1463061)
*ahem* It started in 80s on You Can't Do That on Television. My generation were the first slime generation.
Back in my day getting slimed actually meant something!

Janszoon 06-23-2014 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1463095)
Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.
Jesus. Somehow the jaw seems like the worst part to me, but damn all of it sounds rough. Get better soon!

Plankton 06-23-2014 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1463102)
Jesus. Somehow the jaw seems like the worst part to me, but damn all of it sounds rough. Get better soon!
Thats the most lingering and painful (hard to chew), and I'll more than likely need surgery down the line at some point. Really, it's a toss-up between chewing and walking. If I could just sit, and not eat anything for about a month, I think I'll be ok.

Maybe not.

Thanks Janz. A little better every day.

Plankton 06-23-2014 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1463100)
Jesus Christ man. You would have had less damage running into a semi in your car. Toys is for boys. LOL
Not too sure about that.

I thought about selling the dirt bike... for about 2 seconds. Nope.

Janszoon 06-23-2014 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1463101)
Back in my day getting slimed actually meant something!
Yeah, it meant you just said "I don't know".

Ninetales 06-23-2014 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1463107)
Yeah, it meant you just said "I don't know".
my life would be one giant slime

Paul Smeenus 06-23-2014 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1463095)
Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.



Plankton 06-23-2014 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1463119)
:laughing:

There's a Monty skit for every situation in life.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 11:33 AM
I just spent the last three hours constructing a Youtube playlist of just about every Manowar song worth listening to (shut up). I think I have at least six hours of Manowar videos.

Janszoon 06-23-2014 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1463127)
I just spent the last three hours constructing a Youtube playlist of just about every Manowar song worth listening to (shut up). I think I have at least six hours of Manowar videos.
You are speaking of impossibilities sir.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1463130)
You are speaking of impossibilities sir.
You're just jealous of my awesome playlist. Currently jamming to this...

Janszoon 06-23-2014 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1463133)
You're just jealous of my awesome playlist. Currently jamming to this...
Wow, nothing says metal like some quasi Billy Joel piano.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1463139)
Wow, nothing says metal like some quasi Billy Joel piano.
Philistine. Only the Truest can understand the beauty of a Manowar ballad.

ladyislingering 06-23-2014 10:15 PM
My 7th consecutive workday consisted of
  • getting up super fucking early
  • having to forcibly act like I wasn't pissed off about being awake super fucking early
  • running between cash registers, fitting rooms, and general floor work all day
  • going shopping in my own store because I'm a cheapass and I love my store
  • finding that the clock I bought doesn't work but I can re-purpose it because it's still a functional decorative piece

now I'm just going to continue watching House, M.D. for the rest of the night.

Frownland 06-24-2014 01:25 AM
Made a recording today with the group where the live performance was fantastic but the handheld recorder we tried out doesn't have good sound quality. So...either we're making a black metal album or we're not releasing this one.

Ninetales 06-24-2014 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1463333)
we're making a black metal album
yeah do that


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