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Old 12-13-2020, 09:08 PM   #71371 (permalink)
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Speaking of whites, I learned from Black Twitter that white people don't wash their legs. More recently, I learned from Black Twitter that whites are also stingy with their dryer sheets. Discuss.
I learned that stereotype a long time ago and I was like, "holy ****!" cause I used to not wash my legs for some reason but started at the beginning of the decade.
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Old 12-13-2020, 09:09 PM   #71372 (permalink)
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I also got a 24/hr ban on Facebook already for joking about killing all white people.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-14-2020, 12:48 AM   #71373 (permalink)
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Wait, there are people who don't wash their legs? Why? That whole phenomenon is new to me, regardless of race
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-14-2020, 07:32 AM   #71374 (permalink)
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Because in the shower the soap and water run down your legs, and apparently ppl feel like that's sufficient washing
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WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)

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Old 12-14-2020, 07:33 AM   #71375 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:32 AM   #71376 (permalink)
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I just saw an ad where an old guy teared up when his neighbor gifted him a scratcher. Gay.
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:34 AM   #71377 (permalink)
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Now there's a novel idea for advertising. Giving instead of grifting.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:36 AM   #71378 (permalink)
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another thing that poor people do at the gas station

they stack each item on the counter as they select it, making 12 trips from the aisle to the register if necessary

because just **** everyone else apparently, carrying stuff is too onerous
how incarcerate and boujee of them
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:40 AM   #71379 (permalink)
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Because in the shower the soap and water run down your legs, and apparently ppl feel like that's sufficient washing
Speaking for myself I was just lazy. Then one day looking at my nasty ass feet I was like, "Man" and boom now I don't have nasty ass feet.
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:41 AM   #71380 (permalink)
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how incarcerate and boujee of them
*inconsiderate

I think that's the word you were looking for.
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