No worries.

In retrospect i should've just went with:

nice stawman.

Tl;dr: being offended is boring. Reading essays in response to a passing comment is extra boring.

Don’t at me with your paragraphs.
And don’t shoot your dog ffs you goddamn psychopath
Elph get some boots with traction you nerd

tl:dr

if you need a recap of **** you didn't wanna read in the first place then wtf are you doing with your life?

what's the point of it all?

Real direct here. Your vet, like every vet I’ve ever met is a greedy ****. €4000 is like an old car type money. Just to house your goddamn pets. You may be impressed that they wiped off €800 and put you on a payment plan but I think they’re greedy ****s. I also think they’re ripping you the **** off charging you expensive treatment for an 18 year old cat that’s obviously dying and has no quality of life.

I hope that was sufficiently frank to get my message across directly. Sorry for beating around the bush about it earlier.

When it’s time I’ll euthanize my dog however I want. She’s not going to feel a direct head shot and she has no idea what a revolver is. It’s no more psychopathic than going to pay a stranger to do it.

Wow, I never thought of it like that. You might be on to something.

Is lying to yourself a fun trick you do to pass the time?

1) I’m not talking to you ****ing narcissist
2) Dogs really do die, every time in fact, and people deal with alone everyday.