It’s all about the tongue :pimp:

Omg *laughs in misandry*

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/19...g?v=1491587885

I had the pleasure of using one of these today. It was pretty smooth, and I don't smoke much.

are you sure you don't have a clit?

The head of a dick is basically just a big clit

Or probably just still a tiny regular sized clit in your case

ITT YD brags that his dick is bigger than a clit

You're a god among men, YD. I'm sure they will make you mod one day.

Find you a sexual partner that knows how to work a dick in ways other than trying to imitate a vacuum cleaner

Yeah you're right getting my dick sucked feels terrible. You've convinced me bruh, you win.

Just buy one of these and you can get sucked all you want, you don't even have to wait until she's in the mood:

https://s1.kaercher-media.com/produc.../main/1/d3.jpg

You forget I'm bi. You're going to sit here and lecture me on how a good bj doesn't involve suction lol. Stay married, bruh.