Frownland

Truth. The earlier in life you learn that there are assholes out there that dislike you for no reason in particular, the better.

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The Batlord

And the sooner the parent realizes that the rest of the world isn't here for the sake of their ****ing children, the better.

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Frownland

lulz this is yuppieville. Nobody's going to recognize that people don't give a **** about them or their kid.

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Chula Vista

And the sooner cynical bastards shed their dark skins the better off for all mankind.

Babies are awesome.

Pssst. You use to be one. Not implying that you as a baby was awesome, just saying.....

And just because you and Frown are never going to have one doesn't mean you should both be so negative about them.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

I certainly don't think so, but there's no problem with you thinking that.

I really had no idea that this was true, thanks for filling me in man. I wouldn't have made that mistake if I was my parents.

And just because you had some doesn't mean I have to care about babies or like them. Not wanting to hold a baby isn't even negative...

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Chula Vista

Not negative. The word is cynical. And your picture is right next to the definition in Webster's Dictionary.

The daughter I walked down the aisle a few weeks back.




Sorry you'll not get to experience this stuff. But then again, you always have your knitting needle to fall back on. Literally.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

bulbasaur

one of the more unique fights on mb

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Frownland

Just going off of your own wording.

Don't be, I'm not too concerned about it because abortion is legal and I'm typically good with condoms.

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The Batlord

(Even clean) babies stink, they **** and piss indiscriminately, they're loud, you'll get arrested for putting them in the dryer, and they give narcissistic ****s an excuse to think the world revolves around them.

And I'm sure I would have hated me until I was old enough to drink.


Was he a pedophile or also a baby?

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Frownland

Were you not around when LiL revealed not having kids was central to her identity?

http://www.musicbanter.com/current-e...free-life.html

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.