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Plankton · 10-03-2018, 03:19 PM

I once found a friend of mine laid out on the floor with his pants down and drooling while his GF was curled up in a corner crying. They were both 'wet'. It was scene. Man.

WWWP · 10-03-2018, 03:26 PM

Man my bf's best friend is a really cool guy with great taste in media and solid encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theories - long story short, we get along great. But he's dating a "boss bitch" who calls herself a small business owner because she leased an office space to peddle her MLM wares and they always want to do double date **** but every time it turns into the guys hanging out reminiscing and me being stuck listening to this lady's stories from the latest Herbalife conference.

**Frownland** · 10-03-2018, 03:33 PM

I can only go 4 hours without black metal, if that. 36 hours just sounds intense.

Plankton · 10-03-2018, 03:43 PM

On top of poison ivy, I'm also sick with the flu. More loveliness.

From dust to boss bitch to black metal to puke. A see the natural progression here.

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 04:48 PM

Swear dude

Work in a restaurant

I fixed myself a huge ass omelet this morning right after I got to work

The Batlord · 10-03-2018, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Swear dude

Work in a restaurant

I fixed myself a huge ass omelet this morning right after I got to work

One of the few good things about working fast food. Either you steal something or just pay 50%.

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

One of the few good things about working fast food. Either you steal something or just pay 50%.

Ffs I hope you don’t pay for it

**Frownland** · 10-03-2018, 05:21 PM

My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places.

It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though.

Mindfulness · 10-03-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places.

It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though.

im thinking of trying out the schools cafe that has a chicken buffalo sammich. im hoping itll be one of the fanciest because then ill buy two for dinner later one night of the week sometime just to say i did it.
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i made stuffed shells tonight, put it on snapchat but forgot instagram :/

they were so good. im giving a speech on how to make them them for my midterms, i might have rambled on about that already

have a wonderful night people who banter about music ( looks like about everything else too

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The Batlord · 10-03-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

i made stuffed shells tonight, put it on snapchat but forgot instagram :/

That sucks, dude.

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	On top of poison ivy, I'm also sick with the flu. More loveliness. From dust to boss bitch to black metal to puke. A see the natural progression here. __________________ See location...

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10-03-2018, 05:21 PM	#56118 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places. It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x