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Old 09-26-2019, 06:25 PM   #64601 (permalink)
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When I was a kid I always wanted to go to Pride Rock and hold up a baby lion high above my head.



Does elephant actually taste good?
no but if you eat their penis stewed with some basil and honey it turns you into an African sex God
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:25 PM   #64602 (permalink)
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Have you actually met this woman?
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:26 PM   #64603 (permalink)
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man I'm not about dating sites because where's the romance in that
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:26 PM   #64604 (permalink)
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man I'm not about dating sites because where's the romance in that
It is pretty weak sauce.
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:28 PM   #64605 (permalink)
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That won't work. She already knows I like black people.



We hooked up after meeting through a dating site. She's been a citizen for eight years and has siblings all over the world. I think she's legit. But....I'd rather move to Australia or something.
So you'd rather move to a white country.
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:28 PM   #64606 (permalink)
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man I'm not about dating sites because where's the romance in that
Bro you date a woman who only calls you when the person she's actually dating isn't giving her any money.
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So you'd rather move to a white country.
That’s anti-abo.
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:31 PM   #64608 (permalink)
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That’s anti-abo.
Hey now, Bat would never be racist. He doesn't have a racist bone in his entire misshapen blob of a body.
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:31 PM   #64609 (permalink)
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lol it's not like I haven't met women online it's 2019

actually just feel incredibly awkward setting up a profile

something about it reeks of desperation
You are desperate though.
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lol it's not like I haven't met women online it's 2019

actually just feel incredibly awkward setting up a profile

something about it reeks of desperation
It is shameful putting your mug out there.

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