Maybe it's best to continue to piss in bottles during my travels. This has been a revelation.

I think I recall reading you were in the military or something like that (I like to pry, excuse me) they don't give you any financial assistance or job assistance?

You go to school? Why not try to get a job through the school?

I get bk is probably a chill job--i used to hit the gpen at the pizza place I worked at, but am honestly convinced you could do better without having to put in much effort. I'm a ****ing lazy SOB myself.

I was in military school. Big difference job-wise. And I flunked out due to crippling indifference, laziness, and a general malaise toward life in general. Like I said, I only just got my high school diploma earlier this year, so I've been a high school dropout for over a decade.

Ah. Alright then. I know a little bit about how circumstances go.

As someone who's constantly been told "good luck" and hated it I'll say craigslist is your friend dude.

What is craiglist? Dating site?

But I'm not looking for hookers or busted couches.

prisoner's formula for getting a good job without being a great person:

step 1. make resume that stretches truth as far as possible.
step 2. go on craigslist employment page
step 3. email resume to every employer on employment page(does not matter what the job is)
step 4. wait and see
step 5. go to best interview offered.

Aren't you 29?

Oops. A rare mistype. Yes, I am 29.

I pissed in a bottle once in the back of a boxtruck while we were stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge..

if we are talking about just being too lazy to get up and use the bathroom, I used to pee in the utility sink all the time when I have a room in the basement at 18.