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Chula Vista 03-11-2017 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1813311)
Checking the scab on my dick to see if it's safe to jack off again.
Prudent.

The Batlord 03-11-2017 02:07 PM
I'll happily jack off till and after my dick starts bleeding, so please try again.

OccultHawk 03-11-2017 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1813313)
I'll happily jack off till and after my dick starts bleeding, so please try again.
Batlord. I now have a piece of your heart. Thank you.

The Batlord 03-11-2017 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1813314)
Batlord. I now have a piece of your heart. Thank you.
http://s2.r29static.com//bin/entry/e...3543/image.gif

Trollheart 03-11-2017 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1813310)
Chiomara, I now have a piece of your heart. Thank you.
You monster! That knock on the door is the cops, coming to remove you from decent society. Your only option is to shoot your way out. Got your Glock? Go out in a blaze of ... something.

Chula Vista 03-11-2017 02:49 PM
Circa 1982-83? We're driving on our way to a party, get horny, and pull off the road. Right on top of a boulder. Rear wheels not touching the ground. Of course we ignore the obvious and go fully to town before logic sets in.

First off, we're talking southern New Hampshire where off the road = into the woods. Secondly, Lin was wearing these ridiculously tight, pink jeans. Thirdly, we both ended up getting the car off of the rock so we could get to the party.

A couple of hours into the party, which was with dozens of long time friends, someone notices that Linda has something in her hair.

Fill in the blanks.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

The Batlord 03-11-2017 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1813320)
Circa 1982-83? We're driving on our way to a party, get horny, and pull off the road. Right on top of a boulder. Rear wheels not touching the ground. Of course we ignore the obvious and go fully to town before logic sets in.

First off, we're talking southern New Hampshire where off the road = into the woods. Secondly, Lin was wearing these ridiculously tight, pink jeans. Thirdly, we both ended up getting the car off of the rock so we could get to the party.

A couple of hours into the party, which was with dozens of long time friends, someone notices that Linda has something in her hair.

Fill in the blanks.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f976ed8ae...duvxo1_500.gif

Chula Vista 03-11-2017 02:59 PM
You only wish.

OccultHawk 03-11-2017 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1813322)
I'm always hoping these stories end teenage drive-in horror style

Slasher making a bloody mess of the couples excruciatingly cliche moment, saving countless people from useless "how we met" stories

Where's the payoff
In mrs. chula's hair.

The Batlord 03-11-2017 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1813324)
You only wish.
http://i.imgur.com/vyqvR2v.gif


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