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Old 04-23-2018, 09:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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None of this makes sense considering free porn exists on the web.
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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None of this makes sense considering free porn exists on the web.
You underestimate the length people will go to to get EXACTLY what they need to jerk off correctly.
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I hate circles. Circles are jerks. Triangles ftw
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Omg can I comment on this.

We sell DVDs as well as books and records. A lot of them are porn. We have softcore, hardcore, bad horror/sci fi movies with scantily clad women that really can't be called porn but we all know why you're watching it.

So much.

That sh*t sells so well it's not even funny. My boss Dan and I joke all the time that we're slowly but surely turning into a porn shop and that once one of us decides it's time to stock a ***** or blow up doll that it's time to close the store.

We have one customer that comes in and buys anything with asian women in it. It doesn't matter if they f*ck or not. He just wants to see them. He is one of the nicest most pleasant dudes to have a conversation with. He just loves his asian women. He spends a very large amount of money.

When we get sold a box of movies. My job is to go through it and separate the porn from the rest and give them to Dan because he's going to see how much they're going for on Amazon. A lot of weird rare ones go for a few hundred bucks sometimes. Ballpark is usually around 50 bucks. Boxes of porn are goldmines.

Dan has about 4,000 porn VHS tapes in boxes in his garage. He got them all from one cleaout he did from one single man. 4,000. FOUR THOUSAND.

Porn sells. It always will sell. Corey and I would have a lot to talk about.
Do you ever intentionally do a double take at a customer's porn selection just to make them self-conscious?
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Do you ever intentionally do a double take at a customer's porn selection just to make them self-conscious?
F*ck no. They keep us in business.
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:45 AM   #17 (permalink)
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You underestimate the length people will go to to get EXACTLY what they need to jerk off correctly.
Oh yeah and this hits home. You'd be surprised just how quickly you run out of stuff when you start going off the beaten path of vanilla and mainstream porn.
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Buying porn in a shop like the old days is classy!

I’m sure it’s way better than what you get online

I’ve completely exhausted pornhub
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I just wish they wouldn't hire hot young chicks to work the counter. **** you, I don't want you to see me like this. No I swear this isn't anime porn it's just a weird cover. At least with Exo ringing me up I'd know a nerd like that would understand.
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I haven’t bought porn in a store for at least 15 years
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