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Ha ha! Joke's on you! I can't drive! Nor have I ever drunk rum. Although, that Ambien does look tempting. And sure, how hard can it be to drive anyway? Edge of a cliff is a good place to learn, surely...?
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I heard that nobody in Burger King even noticed he hadn't turned up for work till one (retarded) employee suddenly realised, three days later, that he was wasting his pearls of what he saw as wisdom on a dumpster. And then all those cases of food poisoning over there. Surely not related? He did always say he'd get them all back...
Hopefully the former. We wouldn't want him to have suffered.
Nice! Cave4Eva! :thumb: :beer:

Rum is sh*t imo.

Have you ever drank beer?

Edit: Navy Rum that is. The dark stuff.

Drank Smithwick's, Harp, Fosters (all lagers/ales I know; what's the difference anyway?) and I think maybe Carlsberg or Heineken? Also tried Guinness. Did not like it. Like drinking treacle. Of the above, only Smithwick's made the grade. But I haven't had a drink in, what, ten, twelve years now?

Chula, Chula, emotions run amok.
He surely was an ornery old ****.
On a first name basis with most Alpine cops.
But have to admit, guy had some decent chops.
The revealing mass retain, he just couldn't refrain.

Then one day he drank too many rum and cokes.
Went to sleep on his back, big big mistake folks.
Once the retching started, his fate was surely sealed.
When found 5 days later the vomit had all congealed.
A solid liver to his mental grace, in the end, such a disgrace.

Hey hey, where's your 401K?
Your kids stole the camper and drove it away.
You liked Yes and Genesis and really liked Devin
And now you're climbing the stairway to Heaven.

"He lived. And then died."

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. Guess she's ****ed."

She won't. How many times must I tell you: murder/suicide!

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. I guess he shorted her on the strychnine."