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Old 10-20-2018, 02:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My dog is developing cateracts

If she goes blind I’m going to sell my record collection so she can see
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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At least it'll make her happy not having to listen to all that ****.
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol

Joke of the week at least

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Old 10-20-2018, 07:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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We have rough collies, 2 of them. One is a white with a tri face, the other more of the classic Lassie type sable color. Great dogs, very smart although a bit protective and go nuts when people come by. Gentle though its all noise.
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Old 10-21-2018, 11:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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My friend's little brother got a Rottweiler earlier this year and he left it with his mom at their Grandma's house because he doesn't have a place to keep it. (He's an idiot.) Well everybody is being evicted from the house so they're all moving **** out. After a while of doing that they came home to find the Rottweiler dead in the back yard with 3 exit wounds in the back of the head and nobody has a clue what happened and dumb bitch wouldn't call the police. Theory is that either the neighbors shot him or the home owner shot him.
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Old 10-21-2018, 11:40 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Missing Max a lot. Got to see him a couple of weeks back. He's not got much more time left.

Every time I get a text from his dad I cringe before opening it.

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Old 10-21-2018, 04:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My friend's little brother got a Rottweiler earlier this year and he left it with his mom at their Grandma's house because he doesn't have a place to keep it. (He's an idiot.) Well everybody is being evicted from the house so they're all moving **** out. After a while of doing that they came home to find the Rottweiler dead in the back yard with 3 exit wounds in the back of the head and nobody has a clue what happened and dumb bitch wouldn't call the police. Theory is that either the neighbors shot him or the home owner shot him.
Someone probably concluded a chronically unsupervised rottie was a menace to the neighborhood.

It seems around here people who get the most powerful dogs are the least inclined to properly care for them. That’s a heartbreaking story. When you get a dog your honor bound to care for it. That’s the deal for a creature that will love you so much. That story sucks. **** whoever shot that dog.
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Someone probably concluded a chronically unsupervised rottie was a menace to the neighborhood.

It seems around here people who get the most powerful dogs are the least inclined to properly care for them. That’s a heartbreaking story. When you get a dog your honor bound to care for it. That’s the deal for a creature that will love you so much. That story sucks. **** whoever shot that dog.
He was in the back yard never bothered anybody, really nice dog too.

But yeah, there are a lot of people that get the big dogs almost as if it's to make up for their own insecurities and don't supervise it or what not. Like, in my experience, most people I know that have a big dog fetish are irresponsible dude bros that always try to prove their manhood. With this one, pretty much, my friend's little brother didn't take care of it or watch it or even buy it's food his mom did. I don't understand why he got a big dog prior to having a place to keep a big dog. But idiots will be idiots. ****er owes me money too. Either way, I was upset that the dog was killed. Who just suddenly decides to shoot your dog in the backyard? Ace was goddamn sweetheart, people are pieces of **** sometimes. I'd take a big happy rottweiler over most people any day.
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Sometimes I think about how much humanity fawns over dogs, but really they're an entire species at the mercy of our fickle whims who as often as not get kicked, left on the street to die, or euthanized because we think as little of them as we do anything that we see as a burden, and I come to the conclusion that possibly humanity's greatest crime was in domesticating wolves to be incapable of existing without us.
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Sometimes I think about how much humanity fawns over dogs, but really they're an entire species at the mercy of our fickle whims who as often as not get kicked, left on the street to die, or euthanized because we think as little of them as we do anything that we see as a burden, and I come to the conclusion that possibly humanity's greatest crime was in domesticating wolves to be incapable of existing without us.
Hey, that was a team effort and neither of us understood what we were doing at the time.
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