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Old 07-30-2019, 07:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You never answered Marie.
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Old 07-30-2019, 07:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,
I have two urgent questions:
1. How can you tell if a girl likes you?
2. How to stop the government from turning the frogs gay?
Sincerely,
a confused girl
The answer to both is: these things do not happen because the genetics make it impossible.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-31-2019, 01:33 AM   #33 (permalink)
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That's actually pretty accurate. My socially inept genetics make it impossible for me to know if girls like me. Turns out she does though
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Old 07-31-2019, 03:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Pics or it didn't happen. I'd love some shots of you two playing skeeball or Street Fighter 2 or something.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-31-2019, 06:42 AM   #35 (permalink)
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That's actually pretty accurate. My socially inept genetics make it impossible for me to know if girls like me. Turns out she does though
^ Good for you, Marie! "You go, girl! Knock 'em dead!" is what people say in these circumstances, and I'm genuinely pleased to hear that you've made a conquest
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Dear Batlord,

Any chance of you modifying your new signature in the next few days? If its intention is to attract attention, then it does it too well, imo. I'll even promise to listen to the Charles Bloody Mingus album if you'll tone down the lettering a little!

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Old 07-31-2019, 10:47 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Why would I care about you listening to a Charles Mingus album?
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Old 07-31-2019, 11:02 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Dear Dorklord,

Please come to Chicago so we can play a round of disc golf. Also, it's been a while since I've gotten any slob on my knob, so this is not a ploy to get you drunk so you can go down on me.

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Old 07-31-2019, 03:45 PM   #38 (permalink)
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^ Good for you, Marie! "You go, girl! Knock 'em dead!" is what people say in these circumstances, and I'm genuinely pleased to hear that you've made a conquest
Batty waited so long with replying that by now me and that girl have been in a relationship for some months lol.
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Old 07-31-2019, 06:02 PM   #39 (permalink)
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^ Well, that's even better news ! Hope all goes well.

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^ I thought you were recommending a CM album, but I see now that I prob got it wrong. Sorry.
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Old 07-31-2019, 06:05 PM   #40 (permalink)
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You've...you've never heard Mingus?

Check em. The Clown is my favourite but this is a better place to start.
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