A muslim walks into a sports shop , trys on a rucksack & asks his friend 'Does my bomb look big in this?'

why is there no anadin in the jungle?







cause the parrots eat em all.

why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly??


















there hard to iron

hhahahahahahahah!!! gets me every time

What's the definition of Baked Beans on Toast???




















Skinheads on a Raft!!!! :)

(read this one in the paper)

Two homebuyers approach a couple selling their home after reading the for sale sign and say:
"A billion dollars? For this shack?! Great, we'll take it!!"

The husband that currently owns the home says, "Are these people insane?"
His wife says "No...they're from California."

what is a yankee?






the same as quickie but a guy can do it alone.

a guy is driving to work when he sees a farmer standing in his crops. the same day when he is driving back he sees the farmer standing in the same spot. he goes home and goes to sleep. the next morning he sees the same farmer standing in the exact same spot. he stops the car, and asks the farmer what hes is doing. the farmer says "im training for the olympics. they say you have to be outstanding in your field".

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


the maker makes it, the buyer buys it, the user never sees it.
what is it?








a coffin.

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHA

distastefully offensive. i love it.