Did you hear about the magic tractor?










went up the road and turned into a field.

OHMYGOD. Thats sooo bad. I've heard that LOTS.

a whore walks down the street









and says can ya spare a dime

told ya serious crap only;)
fenixpunx' is too good!

how'd you make a pool table laugh?







stick yer hand in it's pocket and tickle it's balls.

why was the broom late to work?




he overswept.

knock knock

who's there?

little old lady


little old lady who?






i didn't know you could yodel.

Here`s one for any cricketing fans...

Q: Who was the last to f*uck the Aussies and bring back the Ashes?

A: Paula Yates.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?











He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office