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Old 11-21-2020, 01:57 PM   #131 (permalink)
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It's important to note that it takes two to have good sex and the quality isn't all reliant on the man to carry it.
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Old 11-21-2020, 01:58 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Sure, but I think the effect of biology is not as great as many people think. Men probably have a greater sex drive than women on average, but I think that's only partly because of a difference in hormones. It's also partly that they are expected to behave that way.
Ancient argument but if a woman gets pregnant she’s made a huge investment in some dude’s DNA. He on the other hand can just go get another bitch pregnant. I still think that’s most of it.
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:01 PM   #133 (permalink)
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It's important to note that it takes two to have good sex and the quality isn't all reliant on the man to carry it.
thanks god it isn't
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:03 PM   #134 (permalink)
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thanks god it isn't
Next I'll be giving my review of tribbing.
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:03 PM   #135 (permalink)
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It's important to note that it takes two to have good sex and the quality isn't all reliant on the man to carry it.
Yeah to some degree but a woman has to be like a 1 in a hundred bad lay for a typical dick not to be thrilled to be up in it, at least the first time.

I don’t think I was ever thinking this pussy sucks the first time I ****ed it. I do think some women thought my dick work left a bit to be desired otoh.

I’ve known women that couldn’t suck a dick and all that though. Never cared much though as long as a functional pussy was attached.
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:07 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:12 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Next I'll be giving my review of tribbing.
I probably don't want to know what that is
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That must feel unpleasant. Doesn't invalidate my point though
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:15 PM   #138 (permalink)
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You being a lesbian invalidates your point. Or it is your point. Or both?
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Old 11-21-2020, 02:17 PM   #139 (permalink)
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The best thing to do with new pussy is ask but swear some women don’t want to tell you they think you should just know... it’s like all women aren’t the same. Some want you to get straight to sucking on her clit others want your tongue up in it others want your tongue everywhere where some like their titties squeezed hard some like your touch to be light as a feather. But some women want you to gauge their reactions.

Frankly going from men to women would be like getting a much harder job.
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