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Old 11-25-2020, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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All the damsels, all the distress

Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?
yiiikes my scary ex-stepdad used to play this game with me when I was young where he pretended I was a kitten in need of rescue when I climbed into the tree in the garden
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People can help other people heal though.
true. claiming to do the healing is toxic and narcissistic though
edit: what Lucem said
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-25-2020, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yiiikes my scary ex-stepdad used to play this game with me when I was young where he pretended I was a kitten in need of rescue when I climbed into the tree in the garden
Ewwww what?! Yikes is right.

I was just quoting Ani Difranco lyrics, the first verse is - I am not a pretty girl / That is not what I do / I ain't no damsel in distress / And I don't need to be rescued / So put me down, punk / Wouldn't you prefer a maiden fair? / Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?

But now I'm imagining baby Marie reciting the last verse from her tree perch at her creepy step-creep - What if there are no damsels in distress? / What if I knew that, and I called your bluff? / Don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down / Whether or not you ever show up?

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Old 11-25-2020, 04:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yiiikes my scary ex-stepdad used to play this game with me when I was young where he pretended I was a kitten in need of rescue when I climbed into the tree in the garden
I'd just be like, "I'm not fucking you, Mark, and I know it was you who stole my underwear."
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I'd just be like, "I'm not fucking you, Mark, and I know it was you who stole my underwear."
If only we could go back and relive our childhoods with our adult minds.
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yiiikes my scary ex-stepdad used to play this game with me when I was young where he pretended I was a kitten in need of rescue when I climbed into the tree in the garden
As Steph said, EWWWWWWW!!! All I can say is, I'm glad he's your EX-stepdad now. So sorry you had to deal with the fears and mind games.
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OK but if you’ve been a rock for a 20 year marriage then you probably do deserve a pat on the back. Both members.

Like I’m saying if you just say “nope damaged goods” you might be missing out on something beautiful and yes goddamnit healing
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I'd be six years old rubbing my soft peepee watching bondage sybian porn listening to Magrudergrind and an adult walks in and ****s themselves.
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*grooves to acoustic semi-riot grrrl Ani DiFranco song*

well to be fair to my ex-stepdad he wasn't sexually inappropriate towards me, this was just one of the many examples of his Valiant Knight complex tendencies. He is a very scary and destructive person though
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I'd still say it.
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Then just pm Marie ffs
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