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Old 04-20-2023, 09:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It's all there in the title.

What would your version of Hell consist of? What music would be playing to torture you or what like activities or events would be happening that you'd consider torturous.

This priest back in 2016 had a near death experience and believes that he had a glimpse of hell.

He heard music in hell, including Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy" which of course are traditionally upbeat tunes.

Oh and demons were the ones singing those tunes lol.

He also saw men walking around like dogs.

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Old 04-20-2023, 09:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2023, 11:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
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Old 04-20-2023, 04:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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^ Actually, I have a theory that Hell, as a hot place, became the popular image because the whole idea was born in the desert lands of the Middle East. As anyone who has waited for a train or bus in the winter months of Northern Europe knows, Hell is a cold place, and to twist the knife in, Satan has stolen your socks.

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This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
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Old 04-20-2023, 08:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.
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To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.
Sounds like Hell is bringing a new meaning to "Women are to be seen, not heard"
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Old 04-21-2023, 07:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sounds like Hell is bringing a new meaning to "Women are to be seen, not heard"
No, he means that they can't **** so their ass has a disgusting pouch of feces growing out of it like a tumor. Pretty hellish for those poor women.
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Sounds like Hell is bringing a new meaning to "Women are to be seen, not heard"
In my experiencing, seeing them has diminishing returns.
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To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.
Geez, if I couldn’t speak, piss or sh!t that really would be hell!
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Old 04-20-2023, 01:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My version of Hell is pretty much everything as it is right now however everything on Earth has been shifted 1 full inch to the left. Let the uncoordinated-ness ensue.
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