bad teachers (punk, rock, French, quote, history)

09-10-2005, 10:25 AM

cos we are all ignorant bums....

tdoc210 · 09-10-2005, 10:28 AM

^then why the hell did you ask what it was

09-10-2005, 10:28 AM

Aye I agree with ye matey, we bums should be more ignorant! BRING ON THE RUM!!!!!!!!

ladyluckrules · 09-10-2005, 10:30 AM

But anyway back on topic
Une: My games teacher who leers around the changing room and stands next to anyone who is taking their top or skirt off and stays in there longer than she's meant to.
Deux: My maths teacher, he spent the entire time telling us about how people used to smuggle wheelbarrows over borders and something about cats, i spent the whole day drawing in my book and got screamed at for it, he has a greasy toupee and sweats all the time and goes on and on about his poor wife. He reduced my grade to 15% by the end of the year but i got back up and I've now been misplaced into top set, woop.
Trois: My Art teacher with the shrill voice of a banshee that reduces girls to tears and made us shake in our boots. One girl did a final peice on canvas, made her own frame and everything then she forced her to another because she never mentioned that it had to be on A4. Grrr.
Quatre: Our R.S teacher who likes to poison our lungs with air spray, even spraying it my face once becuase the room apparently 'smells of damp'. Screams at me repeatedly for not believing and reputedly critisizing 'the holy word of the bible!! ye'll burn in hell!' And also for suggesting that we try researching different religions like Bhuddism.
Qinq:Our german teacher, a known stoner, that blasts god-awful 80's music through the halls while sitting on his bean bag. Once properly screamed at me for some argument we had then said ''I think you'll find I'm not shouting'' maybe i should've let that one argument go.

09-10-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyluckrules

But anyway back on topic
Une: My games teacher who leers around the changing room and stands next to anyone who is taking their top or skirt off and stays in there longer than she's meant to.
Deux: My maths teacher, he spent the entire time telling us about how people used to smuggle wheelbarrows over borders and something about cats, i spent the whole day drawing in my book and got screamed at for it, he has a greasy toupee and sweats all the time and goes on and on about his poor wife. He reduced my grade to 15% by the end of the year but i got back up and I've now been misplaced into top set, woop.
Trois: My Art teacher with the shrill voice of a banshee that reduces girls to tears and made us shake in our boots. One girl did a final peice on canvas, made her own frame and everything then she forced her to another because she never mentioned that it had to be on A4. Grrr.
Quatre: Our R.S teacher who likes to poison our lungs with air spray, even spraying it my face once becuase the room apparently 'smells of damp'. Screams at me repeatedly for not believing and reputedly critisizing 'the holy word of the bible!! ye'll burn in hell!' And also for suggesting that we try researching different religions like Bhuddism.
Cinq:Our german teacher, a known stoner, that blasts god-awful 80's music through the halls while sitting on his bean bag. Once properly screamed at me for some argument we had then said ''I think you'll find I'm not shouting'' maybe i should've let that one argument go.

1,2,3,4,15... i think not

ladyluckrules · 09-10-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

1,2,3,4,15... i think not

Gah!I'm out of right now!
Edit: No wait come to think of it that was why i was moved down in French :p

09-10-2005, 10:39 AM

its funny cos... no actually its not really funny........

ladyluckrules · 09-10-2005, 10:42 AM

We could do with more rum.

09-10-2005, 10:46 AM

but anyway...

i have a chemistry teacher who doesnt know shi t and as such teaches us shi t all... the whole class failed the test..... nuff said...

PhishFood · 09-10-2005, 11:39 AM

Well I have the football coach as a history teacher, so he's actually prett ignorant of history and likes to yell at people...

09-10-2005, 10:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^then why the hell did you ask what it was __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-10-2005, 10:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	But anyway back on topic Une: My games teacher who leers around the changing room and stands next to anyone who is taking their top or skirt off and stays in there longer than she's meant to. Deux: My maths teacher, he spent the entire time telling us about how people used to smuggle wheelbarrows over borders and something about cats, i spent the whole day drawing in my book and got screamed at for it, he has a greasy toupee and sweats all the time and goes on and on about his poor wife. He reduced my grade to 15% by the end of the year but i got back up and I've now been misplaced into top set, woop. Trois: My Art teacher with the shrill voice of a banshee that reduces girls to tears and made us shake in our boots. One girl did a final peice on canvas, made her own frame and everything then she forced her to another because she never mentioned that it had to be on A4. Grrr. Quatre: Our R.S teacher who likes to poison our lungs with air spray, even spraying it my face once becuase the room apparently 'smells of damp'. Screams at me repeatedly for not believing and reputedly critisizing 'the holy word of the bible!! ye'll burn in hell!' And also for suggesting that we try researching different religions like Bhuddism. Qinq:Our german teacher, a known stoner, that blasts god-awful 80's music through the halls while sitting on his bean bag. Once properly screamed at me for some argument we had then said ''I think you'll find I'm not shouting'' maybe i should've let that one argument go. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

09-10-2005, 10:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	We could do with more rum. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

09-10-2005, 11:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
PhishFood Bottom-Feeder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The American Dreamscape Posts: 316	Well I have the football coach as a history teacher, so he's actually prett ignorant of history and likes to yell at people... __________________ Winos don't march

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09-10-2005, 10:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	cos we are all ignorant bums....

09-10-2005, 10:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	Aye I agree with ye matey, we bums should be more ignorant! BRING ON THE RUM!!!!!!!!

09-10-2005, 10:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	its funny cos... no actually its not really funny........

09-10-2005, 10:46 AM	#19 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	but anyway... i have a chemistry teacher who doesnt know shi t and as such teaches us shi t all... the whole class failed the test..... nuff said...