What Game Are You Playing Right Now?

The Batlord · 10-18-2017, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

you're a pussy. you've never accomplished anything in your life and you run from anything that challenges you in the slightest because it's all that you've ever known. i would say grow up, but that isn't the issue. the problem is you're scared to live. scared to feel anything because that would mean actually investing a part of yourself in something. is this a product of being raised in a single parent home? perhaps. but the reality is the timeframe for this to have such an effect on yourself has long passed. you can blame it on whatever you like, but you've let life treat you like it's bitch. when life comes at you, as hard as you like to act with your internet persona, you walk away like a dog with his tail between his legs. if there was ever a time for you to stand up and prove you have even the slightest ounce of desire and perseverance hidden within you, it's right ****ing now. the game was made in 2008 you piece of trash, i'm safe to say i played this **** when i was like 10.

/end scene

That kind of worked tbh.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-18-2017, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That kind of worked tbh.

go **** yourself.

and you’re welcome

The Batlord · 10-18-2017, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

go **** yourself.

and you’re welcome

I mean only a little and I've been watching way too many Amnesia playthroughs tonight to psych me out, but it might push me over the edge. At least I have no idea how Penumbra plays out.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-18-2017, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I mean only a little and I've been watching way too many Amnesia playthroughs tonight to psych me out, but it might push me over the edge. At least I have no idea how Penumbra plays out.

to be fair i would care way more if you were streaming or uploading it. but since i won't get to enjoy watching you pee yourself and will only have the satisfaction when i read about it afterwards, it's hard to care that much.

The Batlord · 10-18-2017, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

to be fair i would care way more if you were streaming or uploading it. but since i won't get to enjoy watching you pee yourself and will only have the satisfaction when i read about it afterwards, it's hard to care that much.

I really wish that recording would have worked, cause I was hilariously shook at a ****ing wolf. I made the goofiest face of sheer terror like a fish for like ten whole seconds that looked so fake but was so real. You all missed out tbh.

You know what, I still have that and I'm gonna get a screen shot.

The Batlord · 10-18-2017, 11:03 PM

This face was literally frozen for about ten seconds and I wasn't even trying. My face was just this. This is me playing horror games.

debaserr · 10-18-2017, 11:56 PM

I'm very, very afraid.

Plankton · 10-19-2017, 09:06 AM

I haven't played a video game in a long time, but I checked this out briefly yesterday:

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The beautiful story of one slice of bread's epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted.

lol

The Batlord · 10-24-2017, 07:08 PM

Ever felt that Pokemon never had enough cults or human sacrifice? Then Pokemon Insurgence is the fanmade Pokemon game for you!

https://p-insurgence.com/

The Batlord · 10-27-2017, 09:47 PM

Son of a bitch. Dead Space just went on sale on Steam for $5 and I need more horror games to puss out on. I'd already played a bit of it on 360 and found it to be tense but not scary scary for the most part, but I also haven't booted up my 360 in forever or even my TV for that matter, so I bought the game again cause otherwise I'd just never feel like playing it. And I really just want a horror game I can play to completion.

I love horror games for much the same reason I seem to enjoy harsh noise and now free jazz to some extent: the off putting assault on the senses that produces enjoyment in forms that aren't the norm in their mediums. Except music doesn't really repel me, whereas the visceral feelings of terror that I get from horror games are entirely out of proportion to what any thinking person should get from a ****ing video game. Basically every second is a battle within myself whether or not I go on or fear quit and go listen to Kesha for comfort food.

After ten minutes of Dead Space (that I'd already played before) I went with the latter option. I think it helped the fear factor that I'm now playing on a laptop with a screen a foot away from my face, but honestly I knew where that first scare was this time and succeeded quite well in psyching myself the **** out. The breaking moment came a couple minutes later, at the T-junction right after you get the... gun thing, and I turned down the dead end. Heard something or other, let out the weirdest little soft "Eh!" of fright, saw nothing, turned back around, and then almost freaked the mother**** out at one of those holographic, tutorial pop-ups that I'd seen a dozen of already in the past ten minutes. Was done. Will try again tomorrow. I expect nothing.

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