"I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

That's my response :laughing:

"Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!"
"What are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"Aww!"

I was so going post that!!! :laughing:

My favorite though is the whole Smurf speech. Golden.

So true, "what's the point of living, if you don't have a ****?"!

"Damnit, Donnie! Why do you have to go and get all smart on us?"


I need to watch that movie again. Haha.

Nick: Fuck. Shit. Jesus.
Mr. Goodkat: 'Fuck, Shit, Jesus' is right.

-Lucky Number Slevin

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!

Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

You know, sometimes I question your dedication to Sparkle Motion.

From the video in the drugs convention scene in Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas

"Know your Dope Fiend! Your life may depend on it! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."