seriously, no one has mentioned troll 2? it's so bad that it's good.

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover.../troll%202.jpg

I mentioned it earlier. I reallllllly want to find a copy of this online, you happen to know where?

NO PISSING ON HOSPITALITY

he wasn't the talent but he had charisma by the bucket load, m.h.o. is he's one of if not the best front man ever in rock'n roll..

That's the beauty of Waterworld, so bad it's borderline amazing.

I nominate Hitman and Max Payne. I'm beginning to notice (most) movies adapted from decent video games usually turn out to be flaming piles of crap. There are some noteworthy exceptions of course (mortal kombat, i mean.. hello), but I think I can stop holding out on there ever being a Legend of Zelda movie that isn't terrible.

What about this monstrosity?

http://www.impawards.com/1998/posters/waterboy_ver1.jpg

I think the slogan says it all.... "You can mess with him. But don't mess with his water."

Not sure if anyone mentioned this or not but Death Bed.. The Bed that EATS! is the worst movie EVER!! In one scene a girl gets attacked by this 'death bed' and then crawls away from it for like 15 minutes!! I even fast forwarded through it and it still took like 6 minutes and when she finally gets up the stairs to the door the bed just whips this sheet out and pulls her right back!! Why was that even necessary?? Also, I just realised the other day that the dad from Boy Meets World is in it.. the skin gets melted off of his hands and then he still takes the time to smoke a cigarette with his bone hand...

Oh for f*ck's sake. :rolleyes:

You do know the guy actually contributed to the songwriting right?

And he's one of my favorite vocalists so STFU!

:laughing:

I'm definitely going to have to watch this one.

Titanic for me (given the budget and cast)was awful,so bad in fact I was rooting for the iceberg!

You must have been happy with the way it turned out then!

My favorite part in Titanic is when the guy jumps off and hits the propeller and then spins into the water.. I will watch the whole movie just for that part.

OH and I wouldn`t watch Death Bed if I were you... unless you are not sober... then it might be alright.

What's so bad about it?

Regardless of weither you liked the movie or not, a pretty terrible reason to cheer the deaths of over 1,500 people.

I thought Avatar was boring, but theres only like one person out of 1000 who agree.

Not true, that movie is hated on all the damn time, and usually for mind bogglingly stupid reasons.

"lol storyz ben done b4 an te alians r blue wtf lol"

I agree 100%. Sam Worthington is a horrible actor. I doubt I could do better but you don't see me in any movies.

I hate it when "epic" games turn out to be really short. I'm looking at you, God of War 3.

^I think you might have just posted in the wrong thread

Yeah I think so too. Could have sworn I posted that in booboo's thread.

*gasp* i love Spoony :yikes:

I watched some of this movie on Sci Fi called Monster Arc, about this group of scientists who stupidly unleash an ancient demon that was sealed away by Noah's Ark ages ago, WHY would Noah keep such a thing in the ark? For the convenience of the retarded plot of course. Ed Wood ain't got sh*t on Sci Fi original movies, this one in particular has some of the most godawful acting, dialogue and special effects you'll ever come across.

I didn't think he was bad at all.

The only things about Avatar that bugged me was a few lines of dialogue that were really hokey and obvious Iraq war references, "shock and awe" and "fighting terror with terror".

Return of the Living Dead...though it almost qualifies as a "so bad it's good" movie.

kind of like Commando

Dude WTF, that one's a classic, the gory effects are very well done. And if you find it campy that's because it actually is a comedy.

http://beerserk.files.wordpress.com/.../dead-meat.jpg

I actually couldn't stop laughing while watching this movie, but believe me, it is not a good thing. It's funny how ridiculous it is. It has zombie cows in it among other things...

I find that people either love it or hate it...I loved it and hated it. I understand the entertainment value, which is why I said it is so bad it is good...but come on, man. You can't tell me you watched it marveling at its excellent quality, even as a comedy.

Just bein' an ass!

My favorite "so bad they're good" movies:

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/a...800239356p.jpg

Tim Curry's character is hilariously awful, especially the accent.

http://haal9000.com/dvd2002-3/coming/surf_ninjas.jpg

Rob Schneider IS A NINJA that CAN SURF...

Surf Ninjas? For real? They actually made that movie?

That movie is great!







...for me to poop on.

^Hilarious freaking movie right there. I actually saw it in the theater too!

Someone should start a thread for talented actors who chose ****ty movies.

I heard that when the rocks fall into the lava they float. haha. I never watched it again to see if that was true though.
I remember being really scared when I saw this as a kid though.

I thought the laser thing they had was pretty badass. Other than that it sucked.

Have you done it yet? If not i'm all over that idea.

Every talented actor has done a sh!t movie, with the exception of John Cazale, who batted 1.00

I'd like to add Paul Giamatti but then I remembered Lady in the Water.

Thou shalt not diss Commando. It is a sin. Thou shalt diss Red Sonja though.

YouTube - Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (Best Scenes)

Watch if you dare.

Absolutely scared the **** out of me as a kid. I always though killer gorillas were going to jump out of the shadows at me! :laughing: