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Sodacake 02-16-2010 06:15 PM

The Adventures of Lava Girl and Shark Boy. Sweet Jesus Christ almighty is that film awful.

NumberNineDream 02-16-2010 06:16 PM

I'm going to actually name a bad movie, and not some overrated Oscar nominated one:

THIS!

http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/80/PC2-1.jpg

Just because, I never in my life, imagined this amount of hideousness to be possible.
Look at that smile, it is inserted every 5 minutes, after a never ending zoom-in connoting the drama of this ugly kid's mischief:

http://content.internetvideoarchive....4/001458_1.jpg

someonecompletelyrandom 02-16-2010 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sodacake (Post 827370)
The Adventures of Lava Girl and Shark Boy. Sweet Jesus Christ almighty is that film awful.

No way dude TASBLG is the best movie EVER! So much symbolism in that scene with the Milk and Cookies river...

boo boo 02-16-2010 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 827372)
I'm going to actually name a bad movie, and not some overrated Oscar nominated one:

THIS!

http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/80/PC2-1.jpg

Just because, I never in my life, imagined this amount of hideousness to be possible.
Look at that smile, it is inserted every 5 minutes, after a never ending zoom-in connoting the drama of this ugly kid's mischief:

http://content.internetvideoarchive....4/001458_1.jpg



YOU F*CKING C*NT!!! DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK TO FINALLY REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS MOVIE COMPLETELY FROM MY MEMORY? VERY EXPENSIVE SURGERY.

Thanks a lot assh*le.

But yeah, that really was one of the most horrible, mean spirited films I've ever seen in my life, it's so cringeworthy I can't even talk about it, like, I don't even want to go there, this film inhabits a very dark and scary place in my mind. And this was a kids film, I still can't get over that.

WAY WAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than the first movie and that's saying a whole f*cking lot.

someonecompletelyrandom 02-16-2010 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 827381)
YOU F*CKING C*NT!!! DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK TO FINALLY REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS MOVIE COMPLETELY FROM MY MEMORY? VERY EXPENSIVE SURGERY.

Thanks a lot assh*le.

But yeah, that really was one of the most horrible, mean spirited films I've ever seen, and this was a kids film, I still can't get over that.

WAY WAY worse than the first movie and that's saying a whole f*cking lot.

It was that bad? Please - one of you... posts clips or describe a scene. Boobs I know this is painful... but what happens in this film?

NumberNineDream 02-16-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 827381)
YOU F*CKING C*NT!!! DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK TO FINALLY REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS MOVIE COMPLETELY FROM MY MEMORY? VERY EXPENSIVE SURGERY.

Thanks a lot assh*le.

But yeah, that really was one of the most horrible, mean spirited films I've ever seen, and this was a kids film, I still can't get over that.

WAY WAY worse than the first movie and that's saying a whole f*cking lot.

I love to share my pain, and those pranks weren't even mean spirited. It was only some ugly jokes, that even a sadistic person can never find the point of making them.... and that smile, that smile is still burning in my brain!!

someonecompletelyrandom 02-16-2010 06:30 PM

In the words of Phil Collins...
I wanna know. Wontcha shooow me?

boo boo 02-16-2010 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 827387)
It was that bad? Please - one of you... posts clips or describe a scene. Boobs I know this is painful... but what happens in this film?

I'm not doing it man, if you want to venture the 9th circle of hell there's always Youtube.

And if you post any clips on this forum I will try and get you banned.

NumberNineDream 02-16-2010 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 827394)
In the words of Phil Collins...
I wanna know. Wontcha shooow me?

Just look at that smile man, that SMIIILE !!

http://content.internetvideoarchive....4/001458_1.jpg

It's there, after every prank (or idea for a future prank, and there's a LOT of those)... and it's there, and the shot getting closer and closer... closer and closer, he's smiling. And you know that what's coming next is not going to be good at all, you may even puke, but you're still frozen by that smile.... awful.

SusanMart 02-17-2010 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 827063)
According to my Yahoo Movies account, other then Knowing, these are my lowest rated:

Even for a children's comedy, you excpect more than this.
If you haven't seen it, I think the poster does enough to explain my hate for this movie,

and I can't understand why you are not into this movie.
I think it is GREAT, and especially for kids.
It's full of fun and philosophy!
My kids will def watch it)
and the poster is also nice

SusanMart 02-17-2010 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by loveissucide (Post 827084)

you don't like it? you don't like the movie 500 days of Summer????
I can't get it! ??????
why????

mr dave 02-17-2010 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 827362)
I actually thought it was a good movie, it might have helped that my expectations weren't very high because people seem to hate the f*ck out of it, I think people are just angry over this winning best picture and beating out all of these movies that were more deserving, it does have all that stuff that the oscars eat up but putting all that aside I liked it. Freeman and Tandy were both really good.

there's a reason i bolded part of my original gripe with Driving Miss Daisy. it's got nothing to do with the awards or accolades it went on to collect.

how funny was it to you?

boo boo 02-17-2010 02:11 AM

I don't think it's a comedy, so that's just terrible marketing.

saddle_sore 02-19-2010 07:58 AM

I have to say 27 Dresses is currently at the top of my 'Movies I hate' list!

James 02-24-2010 03:34 PM

Basically all classic horror movie sequils espaecially Friday the thirteenth:Jason Takes Manhattan
Also Vanilla Sky

Sansa Stark 02-24-2010 03:41 PM

http://www.impawards.com/2004/poster...inist_ver3.jpg

This ****, wtf?

someonecompletelyrandom 02-24-2010 03:51 PM

^ What was wrong with it? I liked it. It's certainly not the worst of all time.

Cadrian 02-24-2010 03:58 PM

A movie I hate that Recently paid the 10 bucks to see in theaters would be
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Gees If I didnt go with friends I would have walked out and saw something else.

Sansa Stark 02-24-2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 830693)
^ What was wrong with it? I liked it. It's certainly not the worst of all time.

It was just dumb. I was really disappointed. I was on dxm when I sawit.

DoctorSoft 02-25-2010 09:46 PM

The Room with Tommy Wiseau is probably the best "so bad it's good" movie ever.

YouTube - The Room - Roof Scene : "Oh Hi Mark"

YouTube - The Room - The Flower Shop Scene

YouTube - I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

someonecompletelyrandom 02-25-2010 10:16 PM

The Room pwns The Godfather.

khfreek 02-26-2010 04:11 PM

What Conan said, The Room is the greatest comedy ever

Captain Awesome 02-28-2010 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 827325)
I've not seen this yet but i'm judging it nonetheless...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...vie_poster.jpg

The original BBC series of 1985 of which this is based is considered one the the most brooding intense, legendary, historic, critically acclaimed pieces of television ever written anywhere in the world.

This has Mel Gibson in it.....

In my opinion Mel gibson is a brilliant actor and director. He managed to carry edge of darkness by himself, it was a pretty good movie. Nice return to his acting career.


Worst movie I've watched recently is Adventureland. It was advertised as a comedy but I laughed about twice and even then it was more of a s******.

Antonio 03-16-2010 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 637548)

adding to this,



these guys definately feel my pain, never have i felt so robbed of $10

Antonio 03-16-2010 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 827303)
I don't agree about Kung Fu Panda, I thought that movie was very good and one of the better CGI kids films not made by Pixar.

Anyway.

I have a list that I mentioned earlier, of the worst movies of all time, it's based on a criteria and popular consensus rather than my personal opinions. B movies are excluded so it won't surprise people what number one is.

http://babbleon5.files.wordpress.com...eld-earth1.jpg

This is the stupidest movie I've ever seen, and not in a so bad it's good way either, in a "how in the f*ck did this L. Ron Hubbard guy become a religious figure?" kinda way. It's insultingly stupid, I know a great deal of Hollywood movies are insultingly stupid but Battlefield Earth took that kinda stupidity to a whole new level.

This is a movie many of you have heard about, but I doubt most of you have seen it, you have to see it to believe just how terrible it is.

Travolta's performance as Terl is so insanely over the top, but that's really the only entertainment this film has to offer. The film is ugly to look at, the aliens look unbelievably lame, the special effects are decent but bland and uninspired, the color scheme is mostly blues and yellows and it makes half of the film look like it was submerged in a toilet (a combination of toilet bowl cleaner and piss). And everything is shot at a Dutch angle (which is traditionally used to create a sense of confusion or disorientation) and it seems that the filmmakers did this for no reason other than to look as arty as possible.

Not to mention how mind blowingly stupid the whole plot is.

The aliens in this movie are called Psychlos and in addition to looking like Rastafarian Klingon Mimes they are also pants on head retarded, these guys have ruled earth for 1000 years and yet they don't know ANYTHING about humans, not even what food we eat, not even our language. Why? Wouldn't that make things easier? Another thing is that the aliens actually speak perfect english, sometimes, other times they don't at all and we need subtitles. What sense does that make? It's like they couldn't make up their minds.

Well it gets more retarded, because they actually do have a device that allows humans to understand their language but they inexplicably never use it, until now, Terl is the head of security at the prison where human slaves are kept and boy does he suck at it, one of the humans has assumed leadership status among all the prisoners and has tried various times to escape, for SOME reason Terl decides that he should teach this guy everything, including the language and how to use the weapons and fly the ships, he also gives him access to the library of congress so he can learn about the history of his race. This Terl fella is supposed to be the villian btw, what a failure, did he not think about the consequences at all? He claimz to be very highly educated so that speaks volumes about this dipsh*t alien race that somehow managed to overthrow us.

By the way, how do the aliens survey the human slaves when they're at work camps? Instead of standing guard like anyone would, they use a small little probe that flies by every couple of minutes and to take one grainy black and white photo. Genius.

Now, what the Psychlos use human slaves for is mining gold, that is what they came to Earth for, PRECIOUS GOLD! Now the humans decide they need to earn Terl's trust, so they go to Fort Knox to take all of the gold bricks that are kept there and present them to him. So let me clarify, these aliens came to Earth in search of gold and didn't even consider that maybe the humans have been keeping it somewhere? It took a bunch of primitive cavemen to figure it out, how stupid can you get?

Even more stupid is how these aliens lose at the end of the movie, the human hero (played by Barry Pepper) decides to teach some of his friends how to fly old jetcraft (which after 1000 years of decay still manage to work perfectly) by using flight simulators, this takes place in just a few weaks, and it's only after a few weaks of training that a half dozen cavemen who have NEVER flown an actual plane before manage to defeat the entire Psychlo airforce in just a few minutes. Now it's stated earlier in the movie that these same aliens managed to take over the Earth in just 9 minutes, defeating all of the world's armies, HOW? These same assh*les couldn't defeat 6 jets that are thousands of f*cking years old and piloted by people who didn't even know what a f*cking jet was a few weeks prior, how are we supposed to believe these guys could defeat the entire human race when they still had all of their technology?

And then of course there's the climax, the hero uses a teleporter to send one of his friends to the planet of the Psychlos for a suicide bomb mission, it's a cruddy little bomb but it manages to blow the whole planet up because and get this, it's atmosphere is completely made up of radiation and hydrogen, how convenient. How does that even work? It means that in this planet's whole existance there could have never been an accidental fire or explosion of any kind, and considering how damn violent the Psychlos are that's pretty damn hard to believe. All it would take anyway is a fart to set that entire planet aflame.

The film ends with Terl being kept prisoner at Fort Knox with all of the gold, oh I get it, ironic.

Seriously L. Ron Hubbard was retarded, how does someone like this get a religion with a membership of over 8 million? Facts like that scare me.

yeah, i watched that Nostalgia Critic review as well ;)

storymilo 03-16-2010 04:59 PM

^haa:rolleyes:

goodfoot 03-19-2010 04:16 PM

this movie had a cast to die for, main reason i went to see it, what a disappointment it was.....


http://www.musicbanter.com/members/g...6-untitled.bmp

Janszoon 03-19-2010 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by goodfoot (Post 838951)
this movie had a cast to die for, main reason i went to see it, what a disappointment it was.....


http://www.musicbanter.com/members/g...6-untitled.bmp

I like that movie quite a bit actually.

boo boo 03-19-2010 05:36 PM

Mars Attacks is meh, definitely one of Burton's weaker films.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 837714)
yeah, i watched that Nostalgia Critic review as well ;)

Speaking of which, that segment with Spoony was the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life.

someonecompletelyrandom 03-19-2010 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 838953)
I like that movie quite a bit actually.

Seconded... I've always really liked the odd humour in that movie.

Janszoon 03-19-2010 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 838972)
Mars Attacks is meh, definitely one of Burton's weaker films.

I don't think it's his best movie by any means but it's very entertaining and he's definitely done worse.

storymilo 03-19-2010 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 838953)
I like that movie quite a bit actually.

ditto. It's so weird yet strangely awesome.

Not the best movie ever or anything but certainly enjoyable.

boo boo 03-20-2010 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 839134)
I don't think it's his best movie by any means but it's very entertaining and he's definitely done worse.

Like what?

The only movie of his I like less is Planet of the Apes, which is the only movie of his I think is bad.

Scissorman 03-20-2010 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by goodfoot (Post 838951)
this movie had a cast to die for, main reason i went to see it, what a disappointment it was.....


http://www.musicbanter.com/members/g...6-untitled.bmp

this is one of the best comedies I have ever seen

Janszoon 03-20-2010 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 839163)
Like what?

The only movie of his I like less is Planet of the Apes, which is the only movie of his I think is bad.

Like Planet of the Apes (as you mentioned), Sweeney Todd, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. I'm not saying any of these movies are bad per se, just that they are his weaker movies and I would rate them below Mars Attacks.

bubu 03-20-2010 11:09 AM

I think the worst movie I ever saw is "Pi", awful sound, horrible actors, no idea to the plot, they just take something which sounds weird and make a stupid movie about it

Janszoon 03-20-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bubu (Post 839284)
I think the worst movie I ever saw is "Pi", awful sound, horrible actors, no idea to the plot, they just take something which sounds weird and make a stupid movie about it

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that if you didn't like it for those reasons, then you simply didn't get it.

goodfoot 03-20-2010 12:39 PM

I was a massive Doors fan when this movie came out, not long in to the movie i was cringing, what a let down, they made one of the most charismatic men of the 20Th century look like a total "BAM" (Scottish slang for tit), the actor was perfect for the role but the part he was given was weak...









http://www.musicbanter.com/members/g...1080-doors.jpg

boo boo 03-22-2010 09:35 PM

It's pretty well documanted that Jim Morrison was in fact, a total tit.

The movie like most biopics has it's share of inaccuracies (including some intentional ones for dramatic effect) but Kilmer captured Morrison's persona perfectly. Not a bad film at all.

Oliver Stone gets criticized a lot for romanticizing things so he deserves some credit for not romanticizing Morrison in this film, instead he simply depicts him as the talented but severely troubled human being that he was.

someonecompletelyrandom 03-22-2010 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 840186)
Oliver Stone gets criticized a lot for romanticizing things so he deserves some credit for not romanticizing Morrison in this film, instead he simply depicts him as the talented but severely troubled human being that he was.

Portraying him as talented is romanticizing Jim Morrison.


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