Comus Fantasy VII: The Revisiting

WWWP · 06-11-2009, 11:33 AM

I truly hope that I am always remembered as a flower selling slum whore who won't put out.

LoathsomePete · 06-11-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I truly hope that I am always remembered as a flower selling slum whore who won't put out.

Oh rest assured you're far more well known for something else.

sweet_nothing · 06-11-2009, 05:57 PM

God, I haven’t played this game in a long time, but I remember constantly listening to Lou Reed's Berlin while playing it, good times though I didn’t get past the first disc. Also this thread is a major win, Comus is actually pretty cool when he isn’t talking about how much radiohead sucks.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 07:22 PM

It's pretty obvious video game self! She's laughing at this thread. Oh wait, I still have my penis hanging out.

Oh? You're the last person to talk about timing, I swear.

I have been known to guard some bodies, if you know what I mean ^_~.

And everyone, yes we've been over this. Christ what are you, a female version of the goldfish?

Comus · 06-11-2009, 07:26 PM

Ever suave.

Ooh, I like where this is heading, but err, you do owe me something remember?

Yeah, something along those lines, you can pay me with your flower, if you catch my drift.

Wait what? NOW I HAVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU? I am expected to pay for your dinner and entertainment to probably not get what I've already paid for?

...I hate this game.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 07:37 PM

So after establishing that whoever the hell just came into the church are out to get us, it's time to run the hell away. Well, first let them get a little dig at how I look.

IT WAS THE ONLY HAIRCUT THE GUY KNEW HOW TO DO OKAY?

Yeah god forbid someone destroys the awful awful flowers. Fucking misleading piece of shits. I've never been more glad to land on a piece of flora before in my life.

So we run into the amazingly massive and random jumble that is the back of the church, only to be visited by another musicbanter member.

Boo Boo?

Anyways, we decide to head for the roof, after all there is a massive random hole in it. What hole you say?

Thankyou, slut.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 07:39 PM

It's times like these where you need some obvious statements to set the scene.

The same goes for stupid questions.

Stupid explanations.

And finally, stupid instructions.

WWWP · 06-12-2009, 01:02 AM

I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard.

Comus · 06-15-2009, 12:44 AM

So what does the stupid cunt do? She pretends she's too bloody whatever to jump this tiny gap. So naturally, my protective instincts kick in.

This is all well and good, but I have a few problems.

1. She's between me and the guys coming after her.
2. I have a sword, not a long range weapon.

So basically, I say I can hold them off, but they'll reach her before they reach me, great plan, douche.

Yeah, sort of your job there, considering the reasons explained above.

So then the little cunt tries to cross.

That's what you should have been screaming the first night I met you >:(

So anyways, stupid has fallen down, and I'm at the top of the church, just below the roof, with some conveniently placed barrels, this is what happens if I hit the guys trying to catch my little whore.

Charmed.

Comus · 06-15-2009, 12:50 AM

Yeah, damn straight. So let's go through the whole barrel process agian shall we.

You put the lime in the coconut, and then you push the barrel.

I'd like to push her barrel if you know what I mean.

Of course, usually I miss, this time it's because from up here, you get to stare down her top, if you catch my drift.

Oh yeah, and because I miss, and because it's a japanese game, this clearly had to happen.

*too busy fapping to comment*